Mean Gene Okerlund: "Happy Holidays!
Welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling!
Ladies and gentlemen, Strap yourselves in.
Because New years eve history's gonna be rewritten!
That's right, we're talkin' about the Hart Dungeon!
It will become the hottest battleground in all of wrestling!"


Mean Gene: "At Worlds End we got the New World Order!
Mufasa, the ruler of pride Rock.
Kevin Nash, the Jackknife Powerbomb. Marty the evil zebra.
Scar the evil force of Pride Rock.
And Scott Hall, the Bad Guy himself!"


Mean Gene: "They will be taking on Booker T and Stevie Ray.
Those guys are hotter than jalapenos!
And alongside them, the Road Warriors!
They are human freight trains!
And they are ready to derail anyone in his path!"


Mean Gene: "So mark your calendars, folks!
New Years Eve the Hart Dungeon will become a battleground!
And history will be written in sweat and blood!
Don't blink, folks, this one will be one for the ages!
Let's hear from both teams!"


Marty: "Presenting the New World Order!"



Mufasa: "Gentlemen, to the New World Order!
The undisputed kings of the jungle."
Scott Hall: "HEYYO, Booker T...
The streets raised us.
We went to the top, chico.
From da bars to sold-out arenas mang."
Kevin Nash: Nash: "Legion of Doom, Harlem Heat?
They wear their street cred like cheap jewelry!
Those guys are all roar and no bite!"
Scar: "It is quite sad.
Talk about living in the past.
Just stuck in some version of a concrete hellhole."


Mufasa: "NWO ain't just a gang, it's a movement.
We adapt to the jungle and bend the rules!
We're the future, baby! And those guys are relics clinging to a past!
And that glory is fading faster than their hairlines!
Hall: "Notice we all got hair in dis group chico."


Nash: "Yeah! You've seen my hair!
So bring on your Legion of Doom, your Harlem Heat.
We'll crush them like bugs under our designer boots."
Scar: "We'll give you a war!
We'll show you the true meaning of dominance!
The raw power of the New World Order!"


Booker T: "Yo we be in da street.
So Listen up, SUCKAS!
YA call yourselves da New World Order?
Talkin' big about dominatin' tha streets?"
Stevie Ray: "Streets? Naw Y'all ain't seen no streets!
We grew up on da streets.
Where survival was a daily hustle.
Where loyalty ain't measured in contracts, but in blood!"


Animal: "Mufasa and Scar?
Those Disney cats wouldn't last a minute in our hood.
This ain't no damn jungle, brother.
This is concrete, this is steel!
And this ain't for the faint of heart.
Tell em hawk..."
Booker T: "Yo where is Hawk at?"
Stevie: "Dey talk about owning da Dungeon?
Naw Stu, da man who built it on grit n heart, on respect. Own it!
Y'all think you can just waltz in and snatch it like a candy bar?"


Animal: "Uhhh.. Stu taught guys respect!
He taught guys brotherhood.
He taught guys how to wrestle.
And that's why we are guna win it back for Stu.
The Dungeon ain't just bricks and mortar,
It's a spirit, a fire that burns deep in our souls.
Tell em hawk...."


Hawk: "Wellllllll those fucking punks...
They think it's January 6th!
Guess wut dis aint tha damn white house!"


Hawk: "I'll kill you all!
Fuck those rioters!
Those guys are damn socialists!
ILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!"
Animal: "Hold him back.
HAWK... Save it for the match!"
Booker T: "Yeah dawg let's focus!"
Animal: "The NWO has got that damn zebra as the 5th member.
Well we also got an extra guy!"


The Jackass theme hits


Animal: "Johnny Knoxville you are now a part of the nuclear heat!
You are now at the cool kid table!"


Booker T: "Welcome Johnny to da club.
Consider this yo eviction notice, NWO!"
Stevie: "Suckas gots to know it's da end fo ya suckas!"
Animal: "We gonna rip down tha New World Order board by board!
Fucking brick by brick.
We gonna reclaim the Dungeon!
Hawk: "Fuck those damn MAGAs!"


Booker T: "Awe dawg I don't think dey into dat shit!"
Stevie: "Mufasa and Scar and that little damn zebra.
Dey are from the jungle in Africa.
We guna burn down that rain forest!"
Animal: "We ain't called tha Nuclear heat fo nothin'!
We be tha fire that's gonna swallow your damn jungle.
Tell em hawk!"
Hawk: "Wellllllll fuck the wig party!"


Mean Gene: "Buckle up, wrestling fans!
This ain't a Dick Clark New years eve countdown.
This is THE New Years Eve clash!
And you'll be talking this about for years to come!
Will the NWO claim their rightful throne in the Dungeon?
Or will the Nuclear Heat reclaim Stu Hart's lost ground?
The answer, to that folks, will be at Worlds end on new years eve!
Be sure to tune in!"