Paul Heyman: "The stage is set, Honky.
The granddaddy of all nightmares unfolds...
Its Bray Wyatt's twisted playground.
Honky Tonk Man: “Play-ground? More like a slaughterhouse!
That Wyatt fella, he ain't got nothin' to do with fun houses.
This is a one-way ticket to the carnival of pain!"


HTM: "Hey Maniacos, BROTHER!
BROTHER!
OH BROTHER yer guna be trapped with Bray Wyatt BROTHER!
And bray has got his demons BROTHER!"
Heyman: "You know, Maniacos built his career on sunshine and rainbows.
And Hollywood smiles.
But Bray Wyatt. He deals in shadows and in nightmares.
This Fun House it's gonna expose Maniacos for what he truly is:
a faded relic, clinging to a past that's long gone."


Michael Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been waiting for...
The moment you've been craving..
The moment that will blur the lines between reality and terror...


Are you ready?
Fight fans are you reeeeaaadddy?
Then for the millions watching on Peacock.
LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO
RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"


Buffer: "Introducing... the harbinger of nightmares.
The architect of terror!
The embodiment of the shadows.
The one and only...
BRAAAAAY WYAAAAATT!"


Bray Wyatt: "Maniacos come to meeee!"


Buffer: "From the warm waters of the mediterranean sea! Weighing in at 328 pounds the one and only Maniacos!"


Bray Wyatt: "Maniacos... I can be a crab."


Maniacos: "Im guna Getcher ass DUDE!"


Erick Rowan chokes Maniacos


Wyatt: "Put him to sleep!"


Godzilla and The Rock jump Maniacos


Rock: "Yeah you like that?
The Rock asked do you....."


Wyatt: "Look I'm a crab!"
Maniacos: "IT doesn't MATTER you rock-A-jabroni or fat Wyatt!"


Roman Reigns: "I heard this place is buzzing."


Reigns stings Bray in the balls


Reigns spears Godzilla


Big boot to Rowan


Boot to Rock


Maniacos: "Let's pose down for the maniacs!"
Reigns: "Yeah and....
Uhhh sorry about the things I said about you in the past."


Maniacos: "It's all good dude let's do this posedown MAN!"


Zeus punches Reigns


Rock low blows Maniacos


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"


Heyman: "Listen up, Maniacos...
I got a deal for you.
A chance to prove you're not just a dusty museum exhibit.
I'm putting my entire company on the line,
everything I've built, against your career, your legacy, your precious Mania!"


Heyman: "So, what do you say, Maniacos?
You've climbed climb Olympus.
Can you climb a Christmas tree?
I think you will crumble!
Just like a gingerbread man under the weight of your own ego.
But remember, this Christmas, there will be only one winner!
And one very merry loser."


Heyman: "Maniacos vs. Zeus, a Tree Match for the ages.
One climb to decide it all.
This Christmas, witness the rise of a new god... Zeus!
And the fall of an old idol.
Maniacos it's all about the Climb, or the crumble."