Pat McAfee: "Happy Holidays Superstar!
So um What are your thoughts on Maniacos'
And his upcoming Christmas tree match against Zeus?"
Superstar Billy Graham: "Pat, my brotha!
It's high time the mania ran wild on Zeus once and for all!
This guy's been a thorn in maniacos' side for far too long!"


McAfee: "Absolutely!
Zeus has knocked everyone out but my man Maniacos.
Maniacos needs to put an end to this rivalry
Wuts yer take on Paul Heyman's involvement in all this?"
Graham: "That guy's always scheming, Pat."


McAfee: "So uhm Superstar.
I assume that's your take regarding...
Paul Heyman's recent offer to give Maniacos Watch Them Die Live?"
Graham: "Pat, let me tell you something, brotha..
If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.
Don't trust Paul Heyman as far as you can throw him."


McAfee: "That's quite a statement.
Why do you think Heyman's offer is suspicious?"
Graham: "Come on, Pat, my brotha!
Heyman's always scheming, always looking for an angle.
He doesn't just hand over a platform like this.
Without expecting something significant in return.


McAfee: "So you think there's a hidden agenda here?"
Graham: "Absolutely!
Heyman wants something from Maniacos, mark my words.
Remember brotha...
When a snake like Heyman offers you a sweet deal...
There's always venom behind it."
McAfee: "Thanks for sharing your insights, Superstar.
It'll be interesting to see how this all plays out."


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Mean Gene Okerlund here. Folks on Christmas Day
We got Zeus versus Maniacos.
If Maniacos wins...
He gets control of watch them die live and if Zeus wins Maniacosmust retire!"


Mean Gene: "Do you agree to those terms Maniacos?"


Maniacos: "Let me tell you something Mean Gene....
I've been training harder than ever before, MAN!
And I'm ready to take on Zeus DUDE!
This ain't no ordinary Christmas, Mean Gene!
This Christmas, we got somethin' special cookin DUDE!
MEAN GENE this is somethin' DUDE..
That'll make Santa Claus take notes and Rudolph blush JACK!"


Maniacos: "So Maniacs mark your calendars DUDE!
And fill your stockings, and grab some egg nog, BROTHER
Because this Christmas JACK...
Maniacos is gonna climb that Christmas tree, DUDE.
And deliver a bodyslam bigger than Santa's sleigh BROTHER!"


Maniacos: "And Paul Heyman!
I'm gonna run this whole show, DUDE!
SO Heyman whatcha guna do....
when the power of the mania controls you!"


Paul Heyman: "Christmas cheer, they call it.
A time for peace, joy, family..
SCREW THAT!
I don't celebrate Christmas!
There will be no merrymaking, no sugarplums.
Just the sweet thunder of Zeus's wrath!"


Heyman: "Zeus will slam Maniacos off the Christmas tree...
Sending him crashing back to Earth with the force of a meteor!
It will be like Zeus will dropping Maniacos from the peak of Mount Olympus!
It will shatter his old bones!
It will scatter his legacy like shattered ornaments!"


Zeus: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!"