Honky Tonk Man: "Welcome to Watch them die LIVEEE!"
Pat Patterson: "It Christmas Day, Honky.
Zeus versus D Maniacos!
D Immortal one will take d dirt nap!
N front of d whole damn world!
Can you believe dat?!"


HTM: "Believe it, Pat?
I fucken savor it!
Lyke Graceland honey drippin' on my sequin jumpsuit!
Maniacos the self-proclaimed king.
Hes guna b brought down by a Greek god!
Poetry, ain't it?"
Patterson: "Poetry?! It b justice, Honky!
Dat egomaniac been paradingeng round fer decade
He b hog d spotlight!
N stealing r thunder!
Member r golden years?
Yeah Dey were overshadowed by d bandana and d pythons!
Dis iz payback, sweet payback!"


Zeus's theme hits


Paul Heyman: "The mania?
Naw that's senile-mania!
A faded shadow of a hero!
Hes clinging to a bandana!
And catchphrases like a barnacle to a sinking ship.
This Christmas, Zeus, the god himself!
is climbing to the top of the tree!
To deliver Maniacos a gift he can't refuse: retirement!"


Heyman: "So raise a glass, to the death of a legend!
To the birth of a new era!
This Christmas, Zeus reigns supreme, and maniacos..
Well haha...
Let's just say Santa won't be bringing him any presents this year.
He'll be too busy delivering his own lump of coal: his reitement papers!"


Maniacos' theme hits


HTM: "Fuck you! You coward!"
Maniacos: "Enough of you Honky!"


Michael Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen!
On this most joyous of occasions..
Christmas Day, we gather not for presents,
We gather for a spectacle unlike any other!
Tonight, legends collide in a match for the ages!
Two titans clash climbing the twinkling lights.
of a colossal Christmas tree!
A battleground adorned with ornaments and tinsel!
Where victory won't come wrapped in ribbons...
But earned with sweat and fury!"


Buffer: "Fight fans are you reeeeaaadddy?
Then for the millions watching on Peacock.
LEEETSS GEEET READDY...
TO RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"


Rock hits Maniacos with a chair


Godzilla beats down Maniacos


Zeus and Heyman begin to climb


HTM: "Oh the coward is down!"


Muhammad Ali punches Bray Wyat


Ali punches Godzilla and Rock


Ali punches Patterson


Ali punches HTM


Ali: "C'mon get up and get that Zeus!"


Zeus and Heyman climb


Maniacos climbs








Heyman: "Almost there!"


Maniacos hits Heyman with the sheild


Maniacos grabs Heyman


Big boot to Heyman


Heyman falls








Maniacos blocks Zeus' punch


Maniacos grabs Zeus


Maniacos slams Zeus




Zeus falls












WINNER: MANIACOS


Maniacos: "We did it MANIACS!"


Maniacos: "NO more of that stinky Heyman DUDE!"


Maniacos: "Merry Christmas Maniacs!"