Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
Let's bring out Zoey!
Enzooooo Amoooore!"


Enzo Amore's theme hits


Caudle: "Zoey are you saddened about the John Cena thing?"
Enzo Amore: "Turn that frown upside down Bob!
I got a secret rum I made!
And Christmas ain't dead yet!
Maybe a little holiday cheer, a little liquid courage!
I might even sing you a carol.
No promises on the sugarplums, tho!"


Caudle: "I kinda feel better Zoey!"
Enzo: "Dat's da spirit!
Grab ya coat, Bob an let's paint da town red!
Or rather, gingerbread brown.
Just member, even in da darkest blizzard.
Deres always a flicker of Christmas magic somewhere.
You just gotta look for it, Bob."


Sting's theme hits


Sting: "I'll ask again...
Tell me what you know and I won't mutate you!"
Enzo: "Look, Sting, I dont kno nutten!
I wouldn't lie to yah...
You're a legend, man.
You da Crow, an da Surfer.
I wouldn't cross you for all the pizza in Jersey!"


Sting hits Enzo with the bat
Sting: "Tell me!"


Enzo: "Ok... ok it wasn't Cena!"
Sting: "I know tell me..."


Enzo: "It was a big man.
Uh uh... he's from the country!
He's really strong!
Dats all I kno!"


Sting: "Ok well that's not good enough!"
Enzo: "If I say something they will kill me!"


Sting: "More than one person huh...
Well too you can't say anything....cuz...
Yer guna get mutated."