Mean Gene Okerlund: "They call it New Year's eve...
But this ain't no celebration, folks.
This is about to be a war zone!
Welcome to stu Hart's wrestling!
I'm Mean Gene Okerlund and I-"


NWO's theme hits


Marty: "Everyone welcome the NWO!"
Mufasa: "Harlem Heat? Legion of Doom? Johnny Knoxville?
You think you can take down the NWO?
We ain't just a faction, we're a force of nature!
Scott Hall: "HEYYO Knoxville?
Yew wanna a taste of the big time, chico.
We'll give em a fire hose.
And chico..
You be wishin' you was back da skateboardin an cryin' for yo mama!"
Kevin Nash: "Nash: The clock's tickin', boys.
New Year's eve ain't a game. It's about survival!"
Scar: "Harlem Heat, Legion of Doom, Knoxville...
You're all invited to the party.
But remember, this ain't no champagne toast."


Mufasa: "Harlem Heat? Legion of Doom? Johnny Knoxville?
They're just gnats buzzing around the kingdom.
We'll swat 'em flat!
Hall: "Yah dat's right!
We da wrecking crew, the party crashers!"
Nash: "This ain't just a match, this is a statement.
We're showing the world who runs this business!"
Scar: "We ain't celebratin', we're obliteratin'!"


Harlem Heat and the road warriors theme hits


Booker T: "You suckas be talkin' big.
but yah swagger's flatter dan a pancake on Tuesday!"
Stevie Ray: "Yew suckas are done!"
Johnny Knoxville: "Mufasa you from the Jungle, huh?
Well, us cats loves a good hunt!"
Road Warrior Animal: "It ends!
You guys ran the dungeon..
Like a bad karaoke night at the Elks Lodge!
It's time Stu got his home back tell em hawk!"


Booker T: "Yo where da fuck is Hawk?"
Stevie Ray: "Yeah where da fuck is he?"
Knoxville: "Yeah didn't he come down with us?"
Animal: "Guys just beat ass!"


Johnny Knoxville punches Marty


Scar suplexs Stevie Ray


Animal slams Nash


Johnny goes for an arm bar to Marty


Mufasa breaks the submission


Mufasa Piledriver to Knoxville


Mufasa: "Count it Mean Gene!"
Mean Gene: "Onnnneee.... twoooo."


Animal breaks the count


Animal: "Hawk where are you?"


The road warriors theme hits


Hawk punches Nash


Hawk puts Scar In a chin lock


Hall punches Hawk


Hawk punches hall


Hawk Elbows hall


Another Piledriver to Knoxville


Mufasa: "Count!"
Mean Gene: "Onnnneee.... Twoooo..."


Hawk breaks the count


Booker T punches hall


Jacknive to Stevie Ray


Animal chop blocks Nash


Scar suplexs Stevie Ray


All brawl


Jake Roberts' theme hits


Jake Roberts: "This shit ends now!"


Roberts: "The snake is out!
Now its time for the DDT!"


Mufasa: "OHH SHIT!
HOLY SHIT ITS A SNAKE!"


Mufasa: "Get me the fuck outta here!"


Animal picks up Mufasa


Doomsday Device to Mufasa


Booker t punches Jake


Animal chokes Nash


Animal: "Go for the pin!"


Mean Gene: "One twooo..."


Mean Gene: "Threee!"


Mean Gene: "Did I really just say three?!"


Animal: "We did it!
Thank you Johnny Knoxville!"
Booker T: "Yo we did it!
Dis is my dawg let me tell youuu!"