Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling!
Welcome to 2024 folks.
It is great the nWo is gone!
Let's bring out the man..
That got the winning pin at Worlds End... Johnny Knoxville!"


Johnny Knoxville's theme hits


Mean Gene: "Johnny Knoxville!
The man who brought down the NWO!"
Johnny Knoxville: "Honestly, Gene?
It was great!
But I owe it all to the Harlem Heat and Legion of Doom!"


Mean Gene: "Yeah we gotta thank the Harlem Heat and the Legion of Doom!
Those guys tore through the nWo like ravenous wolves!
You think you could've pulled it off solo?"
Knoxville: "No way, Mean Gene!"


Mean Gene: "Knoxville, I'll give you this - you got guts.
And you know what else?
You gave Stu Hart's Dungeon back to Stu
The place where dreams get slammed and champions get forged!"


Knoxville: "Stu Hart's Dungeon is more than grappling, Gene.
It's a spirit, a legacy.
And now, guys can be where Bret Hart perfected the Sharpshooter!"
Mean Gene: "So, what's next for the Jackass king?"
Knoxville: "I'm not done with Jake Roberts. I got to finish that."


Mean Gene: "Well, Johnny, you've earned your victory lap."
Knoxville: "But hey, at least the Dungeon's back to its roots.
And that's something...
Something worth celebrating, right, Mean Gene?"


Road Warrior Hawk: "Wellllllllll....
Are you tired of the fluff and sugarcoating?
Ready for some raw, unfiltered truth?
Well, buckle up, folks!
I'm Road Warrior Hawk!
And I'm crashing into the world of podcasting with 'Hard Radio'!"


Hawk: "We're living in a world where the tough questions need answers.
WELLLLLLL Ooon Hard Radio...
I'll tackle the hard-hitting political issues head-on.
No more tiptoeing around the truth."


Hawk: "I'll bring intensity to the mic, just like I did in the ring.
Expect straight talk, bold opinions...
Annnnd no-nonsense discussions.


Hawk: "Get Hard for Hard Radio!
It's time to get real....
OHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAAA....
RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"


Bret Hart: "The Stu Hart Dungeon is back!
The breeding ground for some of the greatest wrestling talent.
Thanks to me...
The nWo's grip on this sacred place is finally broken!"


Bret: "It wasn't easy, but I knew what had to be done.
I fought tooth and nail to free this dungeon from the nWo's!
I ensured that the legacy of the dungeon will go on!"


Bret: "Now, with the nWo out of the picture,
I can refocus on what truly matters.... Wrestling!
The Hart Dungeon is open for business.
I'm ready to welcome young talent to learn from the best!"


Bret: "If you think you have what it takes, come join me!
The Dungeon is back, stronger than ever!"


Kamala's theme hits


Kamala: "So yer all given rasslin lessons? Well count me en!
I wuna kno how Teo rassle lyke u!"
Bret: "Argh Kamala let's face it...
You are a joke wrestler.
You aren't a REAL wrestler like me!"


Kamala: "I may not kno da moves lyke u.
But I can dance lyke dis!
Yah get down lyke me!"
Bret: "Davy boy show em how to wrestle!"


Davy boy smith: "Ho Ho let's wreslte my friend!"
Kamala: "Alright thanks Bret!
Let's go! Let's do it
Da rasslin will go' on'n'n'on'n'on n'on
The rasslin don't stop until the break of dawn!"


Kamala: "Ok show me one of dem holds."
Bret: "Oh my god what a mar-"
Davy boy smith: "Ho Ho okay!"


Bret hits Kamala with a chair




Davy boy smith: "Dis fooken basement ain't fo fooken marks!"
Bret: "This is real!
THIS IS REAL!
WHAT WE DO IS REAL!"