Godzilla: "Wazaap Rock!
So about Linda Hogan's Miami wrestling."
The Rock: "The Rock says Miami wrestling will be a tsunami!
Because Linda's vision is the future of wrestling!"


Godzilla: "So it seems so its safe to say..
That The Rock is excited?"
Rock: "Ideas? The Rock says...
She's revolutionizing the sport!
And mark The Rock's words...
Maniacos will be green with envy... Once he sees Linda's new husband!"


Godzilla: "That's quite a statement."
Rock: "The Rock says that's a fact!
Linda's moving forward with her life with her new husband!
And her new organization!
and both will leave Maniacos dead!"


Linda Hogan: "This is my message to the Miami housewives...
Honey, I run my own damn empire now!
Those women on that show have so much plastic surgery
On this show we have powerbombs abd flying leg kicks!
so trade the catty whispers for Pankcake holds.
This ain't a cocktail party, folks, this is a main event!"


Linda: "The housewives told me I wasn't "Miami enough,"
Those bitches said I'm not "glamorous enough" for their little teacup tantrums.
Well, guess what? This queen ain't built for sipping Pinot Grigio.
I'm built for wrestling!"


The mania? More like Mania-has-been!
This ain't just a wrestling show, this is a takedown..
On the legacy of that cheating, two-timing, ASS Maniacos!"
Maniacos' theme hits


Linda: "You are here? Like Really?
You know that my new husband is more succsesful than you right?"
Maniacos: "Listen here Linda...
I don't give a shit what DUDE is your damn husband!"


Linda: "Oh but you should!"
Maniacos: "Why would-"


The Rock jumps Maniacos


Rock punches Maniacos


Rock: "In Miami....
The Rock loves pie....
IF YAAAA SMELLLLL WHAT THEEE ROCK....
IS COOOOKKKINNNNNNN!"