Pat McAfee: "Superstar Billy Graham, my man!
We talken bout the biggest match of the century.
The Rock Dwyane versus Maniacos!
Wuts yer take on this one?"
Superstar Billy Graham: Ah, Pat, this one's gonna be a barn burner, brother!
But let me tell you, there's one thing that's got me worried.. Linda Hogan."


McAfee: "Wut do you mean?"
Superstar: "She's gonna try to get involved, Pat
She's got a history of meddling my brotha!
We need a guest enforcer to keep her at bay."
McAfee: "Hmm, dat's a great point, Superstar!
Who do yuw think wuld be the perfect guest enforcer?"


Superstar: "Well, Pat, I'm thinking someone like..
ME!
Tha Superstar!
I mean, brotha I'm a legend in this business!
And I know how to keep things fair and square my man!
Plus, I've got a history with both Maniacos and Lil' Rocky!
So I can keep them both in check my brotha!"


McAfee: "Ha! Dat's a great choice, Superstar!
I think yu'd be the perfect guest enforcur.
Wut do you think, folks?
Shuld Superstar Graham be da one to make this a fair fight?"
Superstar: "That's right, Pat my brotha!
And let me tell you my brotha...
With tha Superstar as the guest enforcer
This match is gonna be a classic!
The Rock and Maniacos are gonna put on a show!
And I'm gonna make sure it's a fair fight all the way!"


Honky Tonk Man: "Well, Pat, looks like were shakin' and rattlin and rollin!
I tell ya, Linda knows how create a show!
This ain't Miami housewives, right?"
Pat Patterson: "Couldn't agree more, Honky.
And who better to capture it dan d two of us?"


HTM: "This ain't fucken Mexico, Pat.
This is Miami! THIS is a party city!"
Patterson: "Dats rite n I ain't bout to steal yer spotlight honky...
lez talk bout d Rock.
That kid's got d charisma
He gunna leave d Maniacos all dead."


HTM: "And how about that Superstar Graham? Ha Ha wow...
Wow He can't be tha fucken enforcer."
Patterson: "He can't even walk he got d fake hip!"


Brutus Beefcake's theme hits


HTM: "Oh gawd Brutus and Duggan what do you marks want?"
Brutus Beefcake: "We want to fight you guys!"
Jim Duggan: "HOOOOOOO LETS FIGHT TOUGH GUY!"


Finlay grabs Brutus


Wade Barrett punches Duggan


Duggan punches Barrett


Finlay upper cuts Brutus


Duggan punches Finlay


Linda Hogan: "Oh goody I see my toys are fighting!"


The Rock hits Duggan with the golden Peacock


The Rock: "Where is that candy ass Maniajabronis?"


Maniacos' theme hits


Linda: "Hey Terry! Hey Terry...
Maniacos Miami is a party city!"
Maniacos: "What's your damn point?!"


Maniacos blocks Rock's golden Peacock


Big boot to Rock


Maniacos: "HEY tell your DUDE...
The mania is gonna run wild all over his ASS!"