Road Warrior Hawk: "WELLLLLLLL listen up...
The migrant issue's a hot potato...
Buuuut I've got a solution!
Open the borders, let 'em all in!"


Hawk: "ALLLL OF THEM! Asylum seekers, whoever wants a shot.
GETS A SHOT!
We're a nation of immigrants, right?"


Hawk: "You ask what about national security, resources, and jobs?
We'll figure it out!
We're America!
Innovation, compassion, and diversity are our strengths.
Walls don't work; bridges do
OHHHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAAA RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"



Mean Gene: "Welcome, everybody, to the Stu Hart Dungeon!
I'm Mean Gene Okerlund!
And I'm here to introduce you to a man...
Who needs no introduction: the legendary Stu Hart."


Mean Gene: "Stu, you've trained some of the greatest wrestlers."


Mean Gene: "We've got the legend Kamala.
And he's looking to take his skills to the next level.
He needs your expert guidance."


Mean Gene: "What do you say, Stu?
Are you ready to take on the challenge?
And train Kamala to become a wrestling superstar?"


Stu Hart: "EhhhhAbsolutelyMeangene!
Kamalaisabigbastard.
Withtherihhttraaining...
Ehhhhherghhh hecouldbeagoodOne."
Mean Gene: "Interesting.
I've heard that Bret and the Bulldog are not convinced.
What's their take on it?"


Stu: "EhhhhherghhhDoseGuyZrSkeptics..
I'veseensomethingspecialenKamala."
Bret Hart: "Dad, please, don't do this.
Kamala's not a real wrestler like me.
He's a jungle freak. He's an animal!"
Davy Boy Smith: "Yeah, Stu, we're beggin ya.
Don't waste your fooken time on him.
He'll never be able to keep up with the likes of us."


Stu: "EhhhhherghhhComeonboys."
Bret: "Dad this is not a normal man.
This Kamala is like Tarzan.
I got you the dungeon back from the nWo
And this is what you do?"
Davy Boy Smith: "Yeah, Stu, think about it.
Yer puttin yer fooken reputation on da line with dis one."


Kamala's theme hits


Kamala: "I'm here fo da rasslin lessons."
Bret: "Ohhhh sure Kamala...
Get in the amateur wrestling postion and I'll show you a lesson."


Bret: "This is an arm bar."
Davy Boy Smith: "Let's show da fooken mark."


Bulldog grabs a chair




Oreo lands on Bulldog


Oreo punches Bret


Kamala: "Oreo my ol buddy!"
Oreo: "I'm here for yah and we are going to team up again.
We're revived and licking!"