Linda Hogan: "Welcome to Miami Wrestling!
The most electrifying show on Peacock!
I'm your host, Linda Hogan!
And I'm bringing the heat like never before!
Forget about those Miami housewives.
Because the real action is here!
I got the biggest names in wrestling!
It's time for Miami Wrestling, only on Peacock!"


Honky Tonk Man: "Hey, Patterson, I've got a question for you.
You think that Superstar Graham will actually be a good enforcer?"
Pat Patterson: "Nao I don't think Zo Honky.
I dink dat I wuld b!"


HTM: "So to those Two blow hard you don't mess with us!"
Patterson: "Yeo Tew messing wit people.
Honky I wanna mess wit D Pat McAfee! McAfee.
Pat you been sayin lies and misinformation about us and d covid.
You dink you can just get on yer show and say whatever you want?"


HTM: "Those fuckers go on dere little fucken radio show.
And say this shit bout...
Superstar being an enforcer please it ain't guna happen!"
Patterson: "Well, not today, McAfee!
We call U out for d fraud dat u r.
U not journalist.
U just mouthpiece for your own opinion."


HTM: "So, Superstar and McAfee, you can bring it on!
We're ready for you!
You can't bully us.
Speaking of bullying.
Keith Lee, can vouch for the bullying, right?
Oh that's right he's fucking DEAD!
Because of you Superstar!"


Superstar Billy Graham's theme hits


Superstar Billy Graham: "Honky Tonk Man..
You're talking about Superstar being a bully?
Has the Superstar made mistakes?
Sure he has.
But tha Superstar is a fucking legend!
The only fucking thing you're legendary at is running your mouth!
You think you can take me down? Ha!
Tha Superstar is gona be tha enforcer!"
Pat McAfee: "And as for you, Pat Patterson.
You can try to spin it any way you want.
But the fact remains.
That you and Honky are just a couple of old guys complaining.
Were duh one who's been breakin barriers
And pushing the limits."


Superstar: "So, Honky Tonk Man and Pat Patterson, bring it on!
We're not afraid of you!
We're the ones who are going to leave you in the dust!
You can't handle the power of tha Superstar!
And the unstoppable force that is Pat McAfee!
Then get ready to feel the pain!
Pat let's take these guys out!"


Rock hits Superstar with a hammer


Rock bottom to McAfee


Double people's elbow to Superstar and McAfee


Rock: "Hey Maniacs listen up..
Because the Great One has something to say.
Let me tell you something, brother...
Maniacos those days are behind you DUDE!
You're old news, BROTHER!
You're a relic of the past, JACK!"


Rock: "The Rock says Maniacos is clinging to his glory days!
Its like a old man clinging to his high school letterman jacket!"


Rock: "The Rock is the one...
Who's been carrying entertainment on his back for years.
Maniacos your acting makes the Rock laugh!
And you know what else makes The Rock laugh?
Your own ex wife, Linda.
She's moved on to greener pastures,
Linda married again!
Because she hates that orange jabroni!"


Rock: "So when when The Rock whips your ass Maniacos.
The Rock is going to show you..
That the he is the real icon...
And you're just a washed-up orange has-been!"


Rock: "So go ahead Maniacos pray to God.
Beg for mercy, but it ain't gonna do you no good DUDE!
Because the Rock is coming for you.
Maniacos, and The Rock is gonna leave you...
In the dust where you belong.
If YAaaaaaaaaahhh smellll...
What the Rock is cooookinggg!"


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Good to be back in the United States!
Miami it is for sure a party city!"


Mean Gene: "My guest at this time folks... Maniacos!"


Mean Gene: "Isn't great to be back in the good ol' USA?"
Maniacos: "It's good to be back in the United States DUDE!
Well, let me tell you Mean Gene.
Here in the ol USA...
There's a storm brewin' on the horizon,
A tornado of ego and Hollywood lights.
And it needs a little bodyslammin' truth Mean Gene!"


Maniacos: "You see Mean Gene, there's this Rock DUDE!
This Dwayne Johnson jabroni.
He thinks he's the biggest and the baddest thing since sliced bread.
Well, brother, let me tell you somethin' DUDE!
You ain't done nothin' in entertainment MAN!"


Manicos: "How did Black adam and baywatch go DUDE?
Well this fight won't be Hollywood lights and fancy moves.
This is mano-a-mano, brother.
Maniacos versus Rock, old school style JACK!
With nothin' but heart, sweat..
And the power of the mania taking you down DUDE!"