Linda Hogan: "Welcome to Miami Wrestling!
The hottest new show on Peacock!
I know about hot and you will be hot with sweat when you will see me sing!"


Linda: "Very soon I'll be making my singing debut!
My debut single will be called Miami is on fire!
You will need a fire extinguisher to put out my flames!"


Linda: "I want to tell you and Maniacos that...
I can sing better than Brooke!
But today I'm at home on this rainy night with my new husband."


Linda: "Did I mention...I'm ready to bring the heat and excitement to the world of wrestling?"


Rock: "Godzilla, my man, I'm telling you, I've got a plan to take down Maniacos.
Godzilla: "What's that great one?"


Rock: "Next week Pat Patterson is facing Pat McAfee.
And the stipulation is...
Whomever wins gets to be the enforcer for the Rock Maniacos match.
The Rock wants Pat Patterson as the enforcer for this match.
The Rock trusts Pat to keep things fair and square."


Godzilla: "Pat Patterson? Isn't he a bit...old?"
Rock: "Old? Pat Patterson is a legend, Zilla!
Sure he's been around the block a few times.
And Patterson is a honest man.
And besides..
The Rock has got a feeling...
That Maniacos is going to try to pull some shenanigans.
The Rock needs someone who can keep that jabroni in check."


Godzilla: "Alright, Rock. Patterson has got to be the enforcer for the match."
Rock: "The Rock has got this!
With Pat Patterson watching The Rock's backside.
The Rock knows he can't lose.
If YAaaaaaaaaahhh smellll...
What the Rock is cooookinggg!"


Superstar Billy Graham: "Hey Pat, how's it going?"
Pat McAfee: "Not bad, Superstar. How about you?
I herd u gut injured last week."


Superstar: "Yeah, I'm still recovering.
But I'm getting better every day.
Unfortunately I can't be the enforcer for the Maniacos Rock match."
McAfee: "Wull doe Superstar Ill b da enforcer.
Fer yew supah star!
Cuz I'm guna beat Pat Patterson next week.
And once eye win eyell b da enforcer!"


Superstar: "Thanks my brotha!That's a big match!
I'm rooting for you, my brotha!"
McAfee: "Ahmm confidunt I can take hem down.
And if eye win eye wul make sure to keep thangs fair and square!"


Superstar: "I have no doubt about that, Pat.
You've got my support my brotha!
Go out there and beat Patterson!
And then make sure nothin happens..with tha Maniacos and lil Rocky match!"


Honky Tonk Man: "It's a rainy day!
But don't worry, I've got the perfect thing to brighten your fucken marks day.
I got a exhibition bout to show McAfee what he's in store for next week!"


HTM: "That's right, Pat Patterson is going to take on Pat McAfee.
And let me tell you fucken marks it's going to be a one-sided affair.
Pat Patterson is a god damn wrestling legend."


HTM: "Pat McAfee, on the other hand, is just a blow hard trying to make a name for himself.
It's going to be a slaughter, folks!
Pat Patterson is going to show McAfee what it means to be a real wrestler.
So, grab your fucken umbrellas..
And lets watch Patterson knock out a fucken keed in a exhibition match!"


Jim Duggan's theme song hits


Jim Duggan: ""Hooooo! Listen up, folks!
Ol Hacksaw is looking for a fight!
Hacksaw is talking about a good old-fashioned boxing match!
Hacksaw don't care who you are, what you've done!
Just come on and fight!"


Duggan: "Anyone think they can outlast ol Hacksaw?
Bring it on!
I've been through hell and back.
And I've come out on top every time."


Duggan: "So step up, boys!
Show ol Hacksaw what you're made of!
I'll take on all comers!
And ol Hacksaw will come out victorious every time!
HOOOOOOO!"


The Sandman's theme hits


Duggan punches Sandman


Sandman punches Duggan


Duggan punches Sandman


Duggan: "He's out!"


Duggan: "Ol Hacksaw still has the open invitation to anyone!
And Hacksaw means anyone!
You wanna fight Hacksaw is happy to accommodate!"
HTM: "Stick around Duggan and see a real fighter...Pat Patterson!"


Pat Patterson's theme hits


Pat Patterson: "Ahy Duggan you wanna see d whole workout?
Duggan: "Uhhh no."
Patterson: "And dis is a fucken message to dat pat McAfee watch Watch me take his ass!"


Patterson: "Hey kid! How old are you under 18?"
Colin Delaney: "Uhhh no."
Duggan: "I'm outta here!"


Patterson: "Ok kid you guna go down.
Da fucken pat McAfee is watchen So dis is lyke a message to him!"
Patterson punches Colin


Patterson: "Da power of d punch!
McAfee don't know wut will hit em!"


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Backstage here thannkfully not in the rain my guest.. Maniacos!"


Maniacos: "Let me tell you somethin Gene.
It may be raining outside, little dude.
But when I wrestle the Rock..
It's going to be a storm like you've never seen before DUDE!
I'm talking a category 5 BROTHER!"


Maniacos: "I'm going to unleash the full fury of the Mania on that so called Great One!
And he's going to be blown away like a leaf in a hurricane BROTHER!"
The Rock-a-jabroni is going to be swept up in the tidal wave of The Mania!"


Maniacos: "Rock, you better batten down the hatches, DUDE!
Cuz the mania is coming for you, MAN!
And I'm going to bring the thunder and lightning like a stormy night!
It's going to be a weather alert, JACK!
It will be a maniac storm warning DUDE!
And when the dust settles.. There will be only going to be the mania standing, BROTHER!"