Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to the Legendary Stu Hart dungeon folks.
Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh...."
Mean Gene: "Welcome to Too Cold at home! Were going to see Kamala and Oreo...
Taking on Bret Hart and the British Bulldog!"
British Bulldog: "Bret we really facen Kamala and da fooken cookie?"
Bret Hart: "Davey, don't you know by now that Kamala is all talk.
My fans want me to wrestle an oreo?
I don't think so."
Bret: "And let's not forget, Davey...
That I'm the one who rid the nWo of the Stu Hart Dungeon.
You think were gonna wrestle a cookie?"
Bulldog: "Ha! You're right, Bret.
Let's not waste our time with those fooken morons."
Kamala's theme hits
Bret: "This match isn't going to happen."
Kamala: "It be happening Bret!"
Bret takes down Kamala
Bret: "Dad look!"
Bulldog: "Da running slam den dis fooken over!"
Mean Gene: "Only in the dungeon!"
Johnny Knoxville: "Now Bret...
I was the one to get the winning pin to rid the NWO!"
Bret: "My fans know that I rid the NWO!"
Bulldog: "Yew hear dis fooken joker?"
Knoxville puts Bret in a head lock
Kamala rolls up Bulldog
Mean Gene: "Oneeeee twooo threeee!"
WINNERS: KAMALA AND OREO