Rock: "So once Pat Patterson wins..
He will be the enforcer for The Rock's match against Maniacos!
Now if Patterson gets injured The Rock has a backup plan...
The Rock saw online...
That Meltzer had the same idea.
The Rock calls it the Jabroni Selection Committee."
Godzilla: "Yeah the dirt sheets have been going crazy."


Rock: "The Rock says...
Those rags got it all wrong."
Godzilla: "Because if Pat cant do it...
You need a monster by your side!"


Rock: "The Rock agrees...
Picture this Zilla Maniacos tries to drop the leg.
The Rock dodges it and you nail him with a chair!
The people erupt, Maniaco's ego implodes
And the People's Champ stands tall!
If YAaaaaaaaaahhh
Smeellllll
WHAT THEEEEE ROCK...
ISSSSS COOOOKINGGG!"


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Ladies and gentlemen... Maniacos..."


Maniacos: "Well let me tell you something Mean Gene...
The Rock thinks he can bring the mania down?
Well.... it ain't guna happen Mean Gene..."


Maniacos: "If Patterson wins...
He'll be the stooge and not an enforcer.. JACK!
But ya kno what Mean Gene....


Maniacos: "When I drop the leg on the Rock..
It ain't just the Rock that's gonna feel it, MAN!
It's gonna be this whole damn show DUDE!


Maniacos: "When The leg drop hits...
This company will go under...
Then Linda will be gone!
So Linda get ready..
Because this show will be nothin but training...
Prayers, vitamins and taking over Miami!"


Honky Tonk Man: "Welcome to Pat versus Pat!
Here's Michael Buffer!"


Michael Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen....
Welcome to Miami Florida...
Welcome to Miami Wrestling..."


Buffer: "For the millions watching on Peacock...
LEEETSS GEEET READDY TO...
RUUUUUMBBBLEEEEEE!"


Buffer: "Making his way to the park...
Hailing from Indianapolis, Indiana...
Weighing in at 233 pounds...
The explosive, the electrifying, the one and only...
PAAAAAAT McAFEEEEEEE!"


Buffer: "Making his way to the park...
The legend in the world of professional wrestling..
From Montreal Canada.....
He's a pioneer of the industry, weighing in at 237 pounds...
He's a bigger Canadian star than Anne Murray...
The tough, the talented, the unstoppable...
PAT PAAAAAATTERSOOOOON!"


Patterson slaps McAfee


McAfee punches Patterson


Patterson grabs McAfee's hair


Patterson puts McAfee into the bricks
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Patterson: "You dink da...
I forgot wut yew zed bout be on d Phil Donahoe show?"


HTM: "One twooo...."


McAfee kicks out


Dragon sleeper to Patterson
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Low blow to McAfee


Superstar grabs HTM's hair


Superstar punches Patterson


Superstar karate kicks Patterson


McAfee chokes Patterson
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Patterson tries to Choke McAfee


Superstar: "Take a look Patterson!"


Superstar: "Don't you want this?"


McAfee rolls up Patterson
Superstar: "One twooo threeee!"
WINNER: PAT MCAFEE


Superstar: "I'm gonna pose down!"
McAfee: "The enforcer for the Rock
Maniacos match will be......"