Pat McAfee: Alight folks... listen up!
Vegas baby, Vegas!
We're talking Super Bowl the biggest party in the whole damn galaxy!
And yu knu wut that means? Mayhem! Madness! Maniaaaaaa!
Super Star Billy Graham: "Woah woah woah, Pat, let's dial it back a notch.
I know you're excited, but remember, gotta maintain that professional air my brotha!"


Pat: Professional? Superstar, I beat the pedo Pat Patterson!
And once when we step foot in Vegas, professionalism goes out the window with your dignity.
But seriously, this year's Super Bowl is gonna be legendary.
Superstar: "Not my cup of tea, brother. But hey, can't deny the hype for this one."


Pat: "Hype?! This ain't just hype, Superstar this is nuclear-powered hype!
And speaking of hype, we goawda tulk wrestling..
Sooooooo........
I just got off the phone with the one and only...GREEK one!
MAAAANIAAACOOOS!"
Superstar: "Annnnd?"


Pat: "And on Miami Wrestling I told Maniacos to announce my pick for the enforcer!"
Superstar: "So my brother you made the pick and told Maniacos to announce it is that right my man?"
Pat: "Thats right my friend. But trust me..
Wrestling is all about little surprises, right?"


Linda Hogan: "Welcome to Miami Wrestling!


Linda: "I think the whole world wants to hear me sing!"


Mean Gene Okerlund's theme hits


Mean Gene: "Linda excuse me....
Excuse me are you saying The Rock is your new husband?"


The Rock's theme hits


The Rock: "GET OUT OF HERE YOU JABRONI!"


Rock: "The Rock is gonna drop some gospel on ya!"


Rock: "FINALLY.......
FINALLY Maniacos' life has meaning.
yeah that orange looking jabroni is a star again because of THE ROCK!"


Rock: "So I hear Maniacos is gonna try to kill himself again!
Yeah once The Rock layehth the smackdown on his orange candy ass!
He will finally kill himself!
FINALLY THE SUICIDE WILL COME TRUE!"
Maniacos's theme hits


Rock and Linda run away


Mean Gene's theme hits


Mean Gene: "Maniacos is here folks...
Maniacos knows the name of special guest enforcer!
For the biggest match of all time!"


Maniacos' theme hits


Maniacos: "DUDE I'm just happy Pat McAfee told me.
He has let me announce the name.


Maniacos: "This time when I lock horns with the Rock-a-Jabroni.
There will be no bull shit DUDE!"


Maniacos: "This match against rocky will be fair and square.
The maniacs remember last time...
Dont worry manics cuz...
This DUDE will call it fair and square!"


Maniacos: "This dude is....
MOOOOHAAAMMEEED ALIIIIIIIIIIII!"


Maniacos: "Thanks for doing this, BROTHER!"


Mohammed Ali: "I aint shakin yo hand!"


Maniacos: "Whats wrong with you brother?"
Ali: "I aint yo brother...
And I ain't no SIDE!"