Paul Heyman: "I wanted to announce that next week I will be on vacation and there will be a spcial guest host that person is-"

Hulk Hogan: "I don't give a fuck, dude I know all my maniacs want to see Hojyn and Bistro in action!"
Batsita: "We challenge anyone in the back!"

Hulk Hogan: "Does anyone has the balls to accept our challenge?"
Batsita: "I know some on the Fun Friday roster have depleted balls due to steriods!"

Scott Steiner: "You see I come from a highly educated university and Hogan your not the american here I am, your a dumb redneck... I'm hungry!"

Joe Laracuente: "In honor of our 76th episode here's a pic of the doorstopnation.com truck driven by Ryan Hackett!"

Paul Heyman: "John, I'm banning you from being at ringside for any Tiple H's matches from now on!"
John Cena: "Oh yeah? How about I ban you from watching the Marine?!"
Paul Heyman: "Thats sounds like a good deal to me!"

Doc Oc: "This is my debut match here on Fun Friday and I want to thank everyone who has-"

(Triple H's theme hits)

Pedigree to Doc Oc

1,2......3
WINNER: TRIPLE H

Triple H: "Your ass has been buried! Cena I know you just saw that.... Thats going to be you!"

Napleon: "e vous ai vus et votre emploi de frère de jumeau à l'entrepreneur de pompes funèbres il y a quelques semaines qui suce comment votre film s'est-il terminé?"
Rudy: "Yeah it wasn't fair that in our debut match we got put against him, our movie was good it'still showing so go check it out!"

Ron Simmons: "..............................DAMN!"

Kane: "Yes you are looking at the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time! I even have a visual to prove it Bring up the Honk-A-Meter!"

Kane: "As you can see I have been Intercontinental Champion for a record 66 weeks while the Honky tonk man man has been champion for 64 weeks!"

Mufasa: "To me I don't care who faces me for the title really I don't Bring it you bitches!"

Bret Hart: "Terry Funk, I was taught how to wrestle, and I was shown the right way you Funk you are white trash!"
Freddie Blassie: "Funk get your meth lab trailer park white trash ass out here!"

Terry Funk: "Bret you should know this I'm meaner than a rattle snake tougher than shoe leather and more dangerous than a hallow eyes scorpion, and I'm ready to kick your maple syrup ass!"

Bret Hart: "Excuse Me? I don't speak white trashism"
Terry Funk: "Your Mother is a whore....Helen she's a whore.. Yeah I'm ready for you I brought a couple of knuckle sandwiches with me does anyone want one?"