Mean Gene Okerlund: "Well, howdy, howdy, howdy folks across Canada!
Gene Okerlund here, your host!
and let me welcome ya back to Stu Hart's wrestling!"


Mean Gene: "And to the first time viewers watching on RFD-TV welcome the Stu Hart Dungeon!
We got the toughest, most determined wrestlers in the business.
These ain't your pretty boys with million-dollar smiles.
These are gladiators ready to step and give it their all!"


Mean Gene: "Heres our leader the legendary Stu Hart!
Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh...."


Oreo: "Show em Mr. Hart!"
Kamala: "He guna give me a leg lock!"


Rey Mysterio's theme hits


Rey Mysterio: "Excuse me Mr. Hart may I speak with you."


Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh..."
Rey: "Mr. Hart could you please train my son?
I would like to have my son...
Have the best wrestling training from the best trainer!"


Oreo: "I can show you what Mr. Hart has taught me!"
Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh Sure."
Kamala: "Alright! Yo sun is gonna be a rassler!"


Bret Hart's theme hits


Bret Hart: "Hold on!"


Bret: "What the hell?
Rey You waltz in my family basement expecting my dad to train your son?"
This ain't a playground, Mysterio.
This is a crucible.
A place where the weak get broken, and only the strongest survive."


Rey: "I mean no disrespect. I want my son to learn from the best."
Bret: "Rey.... There is no Nepotism here!
In the Dungeon, respect is earned, bled for, on this very mat.
We dont give famous wrestlers sons opportunities for nothing."


Oreo: "Bret...."
Bret: "Oh shut up you dumb cookie!"
Kamala: "Let da cookie speak!"


CM Punk's theme hits


CM Punk: "I'm back!"