Mean Gene Okerlund: "Well, howdy, howdy, howdy folks across Canada!
Gene Okerlund here, your host!
And let me tell ya, there's a buzz here in the Stu Hart Dungeon!"


Mean Gene: "We got a brand new face stepping into the legendary Dungeon!
A face that's already got the wrestling world talking.
I'm talkin' about none other than Dominik Mysterio!
The son of the high-flying legend Rey Mysterio!"


Mean Gene: "Right here on RFD-TV we get to witness the very beginning of a journey.
Dominik Mysterio's first official wrestling lesson.
Will he have what it takes to survive the rigors of the Dungeon?
Will the Mysterio name carry weight in this unforgiving environment?"


Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh..."


Rey Mysterio's theme hits


Rey: "Thank you Mr. Hart."
Stu: "Ehhhhherghhh."


Rey: "Ok Dom get in the position."


Stu: "Ehhhherghhh..."


Rey: "There ya go Dom!"


Rey: "You see my son is getting real training mean Gene!"
Mean Gene: "I see that! This is wonderful!"


Bret Hart's theme hits


Bret Hart: "Mysterio I challenge you to a match.
No fancy flips just you, me, and a mat.
Straight wrestling. No BS."
Rey: "I'm not here to wrestle I'm just here for my son."


Bret: "So you aren't man enough to wrestle The Hitman?
You are just another luchador hiding behind a mask, afraid to face a real wrestler!"


British Bulldog Davy boy smith jumps Rey


Running slam to Rey


Bulldog puts Rey into the wall


Bret and Bulldog stomp Rey


CM Punk: "CM Punk is back and he isn't here for your amusement.
I'm here to restore some goddamn legitimacy to this place!"


Punk: "This is the FUCKING Stu Hart Dungeon!
This ain't a playground for walking punchlines.
This is a place for WRESTLERS!
And if you are a joke then get the FUCK out!
I was brought back to remind everyone..
What the fucking Dungeon is all about!"


Punk: "I returned to the dungeon last week and what did I see?
A joke!
I saw a circus sideshow masquerading as professional wrestling!
I saw A FUCKING COOKIE wrestling!"


Kamala: "Ayy why you talken bout my friend dat way?"


Oreo: "Yeah you wanna fight?"


CM Punk kicks Oreo


Kamala and CM Punk brawl