Mean Gene Okerlund: "Howdy, howdy, howdy folks across the Canada!
Mean Gene Okerlund here, your host! And let me tell ya folks...
The atmosphere in the Stu Hart Dungeon is electric!"


Mean Gene: "And on this episode we got CM Punk.
The self-proclaimed "Straight Edge Savior"
made some waves here last week.
Well, today, Punk will be in action."


Mean Gene: "But that's not all, folks!
We'll also be hearing from two legends.
Legends who helped build the Stu Hart Dungeon.
The Hitman and the British Bulldog!"


Mean Gene: "You must be very proud of your son."
Rey Mysterio: "Thank you Mr. Okerlund!
Yes my son is getting training from the best!"
Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh..."


Rey: "Mr. Mean Gene.. I have to announce that myself and Johnny Knoxville...
We are taking on Bret Hart and British Bulldog."
Mean Gene: "Whoaw that's some big news!"


Johnny Knoxville's theme


Johnny Knoxville: "Rey, I'm about to explode with excitement!
I mean, you're a freakin' icon!"


Rey: "My amigo...
Let's show Bret and Bulldog...
What happens hen high-flying lucha libre meets a little Knoxville craziness."


Dominik Mysterio: "Dad! Dad! What about me?"
Rey: "Son, you keep training you aren't ready yet."


Bret Hart: "Well next week we will face a Lightweight and a jackass.
This will be a walk in the park."
British Bulldog: "Knoxville? Ho Ho ho...
Da fucken bloke who gets stung by bees for a living?
Wut da fook he gonna do?
Hit us with a fooken whoopie cushion?"


CM Punk: "What I'm about to do is WRESTLE!
Kamala take notice...
Because next week you are going to have to something you cant do...
That is WRESTLE!"


Mean Gene: "You are taking on a transformer?"
CM Punk: "Thats right its the same equivalent as Kamala."


Front face lock to the transformer


Anaconda vice to the transformer
Mean Gene: "Winner CM Punk!"


Oreo: "You hear what CM Punk said about you?"
Kamala: "CM Punk.... you think you're a big deal, don't ya?
Ya think you're some kind of rebel?
Let me tell you something, boy.
I've been in this business a long looong time.
I've been trucking and rasslen my whole life. And you know wut?
Yo just another bump in the road."