The Rock: "FINNNALLLLLY....
FINNNALLLLLY YOUR LIFE HAS MEANING!"
Rock: "The Rock is tired of allll of this shit!
So listen up, Jabronis... This match The Rock has against Maniacos it ain't just any match.
This is a WAR!


Rock: "The people tell The Rock they want excitement...
The people want to be electrified.....The People want The Rock!
And what are you Maniacos to the people?
A SHIT Roman gladiator?"


Rock: "The Rock says he doesn't just act hero, he IS a hero!
From wrestling to the silver screen.. The Rock delivers!"


Rock: "So The Rock is putting it all on the table.
His wrestling career.
His Hollywood career.
EVERYTHING!
Now.... the ball's in your court, Maniacos.
Do you have the balls to do the same?"
Rock: "IFFFFF YAAAAAAAAAAHHH SMELLLLLLL-"


Maniacos' theme hits


Maniacos: "The Hulkster heard what The Rock-a-jabroni was cookin'!
And it smells like shit DUDE!
You want to play a little game of chicken?
Well, let me tell you somethin...
When it comes to a fight...
Maniacos ain't afraid of nobody!"


Maniacos: "You wanna talk careers DUDE?
Listen here JACK!
I've been slamming giants...
AND sea monsters for thousands of years JACK!
I've been on top of the mountain, kid, while you were just starting out!"


Maniacos: "So yeah, Rock-a-Jabroni...
I accept your challenge DUDE!
And let me tell you somethin', brother...
When the leg drop hits at the Colossal Tussel.
The Rock and his whole damn carrer will be over JACK!


Maniacos: "This ain't gonna be a walk in the park for you, Rock.
This is gonna be a fight for survival!
At the Colossal Tussel, DUDE
I will prove to the world who is the most electrifying...
The most devastating...
The most IMMORTAL!
That's right, brother! IMMORTAL!"


Rock: "JUST Bring IT... BITCH!"


Mohammed Ali: "Cool it. Save it for the tussel."