Patrick Duffy: "Hello everyone one Paul Heyman has appointed me the special guest host for todays episode I want announce right here that there will be a 15 man battle royale and the winner faces Mufasa at the next pay per view!"
Hulk Hogan: "I want that multi-million dollar man brother I want to take him down for all my maniacs!"
Batista: "Ted, get out here right now so I can unleash the animal on you!"
Ted Dibase: "OK, Hogan I heard the same song and dance I know, OK....... whats next the tearing of the shirt?!"
Hulk Hogan: "I can't wait to eat your ass!"
Ted: "....................Wow..........."
Warrior: "I promise all my little warriors I will win the battle royale and be YOUR number one contender if I don't win here today I will sing Cher next week!"
Booker T: "Suckas! I will win the battle royale and face that lion sucka and re-gain the fun firday title now can you dig that SUCKA?!"
Terry Funk: "I want to fight I don't care who Warrior, Booker I want to fight!"
Terry Funk: "Where's someone I'll take on anyone! I'll take on Joe Laracuente that puerto rican Mother Fucker!"
Terry: "I'm laying down someone come out so I can kick their ass! Where's Freddie Blassie? That old AARP card carrying PRICK!?"
Terry: "I'm on my knees does anyone want to face me? This is a free shot! Where is that canadian asshole?
Bret Hart attacks Terry with a screw driver
Bret Hart: "You want a match you got me ........ at our next pay per view!"
Napleon: "Je gagnerai le royal de bataille et puis une fois que je gagne le titre de vendredi d'amusement que je vous retirerai en ma villa en France du sud hahahah foutu stupide de ploucs!"
Patrick Duffy: "As todays Special guest host I'm going to look this womans tits!"
John Cena: "OK I'm sick of Triple H coming out here and running his mouth I want him right here right NOW!"
Triple H: "I don't give a crap, cena!"
John Cena: "You better give a crap! I am the Marine!"
Triple H: "Well...I'm the game and I'm that DAMN GOOD!
Mike Tenay: "Here's Sponge Bob training for the battle royale up next!"
John Auble: "YOU DRINK THAT COFFEE IT WILL GIVE YOU A ATTITUDE!"
Tony Chimel: "This is the fifteen man battle royale the winner will receive a title match against Mufasa at the next Pay Per View!"
Booker T's music hits
Steiner elimnates Doink
Booker T elimnates Ronald McDonlad
Warrior elimnates Eugene
Rey elimnates Rudy
Steiner elimnates Rey
Pat elimantes Aquaman
Warrior elimnates Ron Simmons
Ron Simmons:".........................DAMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Booker elimnates Rex
Steiner elimnates Spongebob
Pat elimnates Steiner and Napleon
3 men in the ring stare down
Booker and Warrior elimnate Pat
Warrior elimantes booker
Warrior: "I did it I told all of You!"
Warrior: "Mufasa do you hear me? I will take you down and you feel the power of thaaaa Warrio-"
drop kick to Warrior
Warrior is elimnated
Tony Chimel: "HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER.............COLIN DELANEY!"
Mufasa: "Congrats, kid....What do you get from winning this? Your Going to go one on one with me this isn't a nickel and dime indy show, kid Your'e going to be in the main event you are going to wrestle with the be all and end all in this business!"
Colin Delaney: "I'll show you and everyone who think I can't!"
Mufasa: "I laugh my ass off with the thought of YOU challenging me for the Fun Friday title"
Colin Delaney: "I believe I'm going to beat you for the Fun Friday title-"
Mufasa: "You can believe all you want.... Your going to do what everyone else has tried to do...... your going to LOSE!"
