Road Warrior Hawk: "Wellllllllll....
Let me tell you chumps something.
I'm thankful to be here on MSNBC.
Here on Hard Radio I speak the truth.
And next week, I'm gonna talk about a topic..
Not just any topic....
The situation in Ukraine."


Hawk: "Now, I know some of you might not want to hear it...
You might be thinking, 'Hawk, this is too serious, too complicated.'
But let me tell yah..
This is HARD RADIO!
And if you don't want to hear it, well... get some earplugs!
Ohhhh.........
WHAAAAT AAAAAA
RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"


Bob Caudle: "Welcome back to the Legends Only League!
David Crockett: "Let's bring out the owner of the Legends Only League...
Conrad Thompson!"


Conrad's theme hits


Conrad Thompson: "Its great to be back.
Yeah i wunna say that we got some big things happening."
Well let me stop talking and bring out the all American group..
The American Dream Team!"


Dusty Rhodes' theme hits


David Crockett: "Its great to see this team!
This is a team America can be proud of right Bob?"
Caudle: "Sure is David. Now Mr. T I gotta ask ya...
Are you finished with Roddy Piper?"


Mr. T: "Naw i aint done wit da foo!"


Dusty Rhodes: "Nikki where is Xia Li?"
Nikolai Volkoff: "Uhhh i didn't see her she didn't come out with us."


Dusty: "Ok hit Xia Li's theme come on out!
Xia baby mah lil protector!"


Dusty: "Where she be at?"


Dusty: "Dose damn lil tortoises and Roddy Piper yew guyz get out here!"


Roddy Piper's theme hits


Roddy Piper: "We don't know nutten bout dat chinese woman."
Dusty: "Where is she? I kno you got her!"


Piper: "We dont got her ya fat ass!"
Dusty: "Yes yew dew yah mad at her!"


Sgt. Slaughter: "Come quick!"


Dusty: "Oh my god! Who did this?"