Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling we got some great-"
Bret Hart: "That's enough Gene me and davy are here to WRESTLE!"
British Bulldog: "Ho ho we fooken wrestle!"
Bret: "I am a technician of all technicians and I'm seeing my dad training this runt!"
Bret: "Hey how are you dom?
Get used to it, kid.
This is wresting.
This is REAL!"
Rey Mysterio's theme hits
Bulldog: "Ho ho we guna haze yet fooken sun!"
Drop kick to bret
Johnny Knoxville punches Bulldog
Bulldog: "Ho ho ho no fooken way!"
Standing suplex to Knoxville
Mean Gene: "Onnnneee... twooo..."
Rey breaks the count
West coast pop to Bulldog
Rey: "Gene this gonna be Mexico calling Canada."
619 to Bulldog
Mean Gene: "Onnnneee twooo..."
Bret breaks the count

Bret: "That lucha garbage doesn't fly here!"
Low blow to bret
Mean Gene: "One twooo..."
Jake Roberts breaks the count
DDT to Knoxville
Jake: "Pin him!"
Mean Gene: "Onnnneee twooo...."
Mean Gene: "Threeee!"
WINNERS: BRET HART AND BRITISH BULLDOG
Jake: "Its over when I say its over."