Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome back to the Stu Hart dun-"


Bret Hart's theme hits


Bret Hart: "This ain't a gymnastics meet.
My dad, Stu, he doesn't teach gymnastics.
He builds wrestlers." Rey Mysterio: "With all do respect Mr. Hart, lucha libre is all about wrestling!
We have submissions, pins-"


Bret: "Whatever. You dont know how to WRESTLE!
I kno your son Dominik..He's gonna learn the Hart way.
No shortcuts... all guts."


Rey: "I would like to wrestle you Mr. Hart and ill show you my wrestling ability.
Bret: "I'll think about it."


Oreo: "CM Punk you are lucky that Kamala is out driving the truck this week!
but know that he is not done with you."


CM Punk: "That damn Cookie can keep crying!
I'm here today to issue an open challenge!"


Punk: "Any fighter want some?
Like Bob Barker said C'mon down!"


Jake Hagar's theme hits


Jake Hagar: "Lets fight!"
Punk: "Uhh I never said MMA fighters!"



Jake: "You said FIGHTER!"
Punk: "Uhhh I meant wrestler!"


Punk:"I'm outta here!"


Jake: "Chicken!"


Punk jumps off the stairs


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Jake takes down Punk


Ankle lock to punk


Johnny Knoxville's theme hits


Johnny Knoxville:"Jake Roberts get your ass out here!"


Jake The Snake Roberts' theme hits


DDT to Knoxville


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Mean Gene: "Oneeeee twooo threeee winner CM Punk!"