Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome back to Stu Hart's wrestling from the legendary Stu Hart dungeon!"


Mean Gene: "Heres our leader the legendary Stu Hart.
Stu it looks like you are teaching a new wrestler."
Stu Hart: "Ehhhhherghhh..."


Mean Gene: "Bret Hart you want to speak about Rey Mysterio?"
Bret Hart: "Mean Gene this wrestling match between myself and Rey will be next week!"


Rey Mysterio's theme hits


Bret: "Next week you will have to wrestle for the first time in your life!"
Rey: "I will surprise you and everyone!"


Johnny Knoxville: "Jake Roberts...I am sick of this shit!I challenge you to a match.
Ya know wait..
This just wont be a match.
This is will be a fight and fight for survival!"


CM Punk: "I'm issuing a challenge.
Not to these carnies and posers I used to dance with.
No. This is for the real fighters..
The ones who bleed and fight for a living.
Boxers... MMA fighters.. kickboxers... whatever you are.
Wherever you come from... I don't care."


Punk: "The offer's out there.
Tick-tock.
The clock is running.
Who's brave enough to step up?"


Punk: "A dinosaur?"


Punk: "A dinosaur?
Seriously?
I'm wrestling a dinosaur?
A giant lizard from the Jurassic period?"


Punk: "Hmmmm...Maybe wrestling a giant lizard is the ultimate test of the Best in the World!"


Punk takes down the dinosaur


Punk puts the dinosaur into a modified Anaconda vice


The dinosaur taps