Bob Caudle: "Welcome back wrestling fans.
If you recall Sgt. Slaughter attacked Xia Li.
Well wrestling fans we have some very controversial comments from Sgt. Slaughter!"


Sgt. Slaughter: "Attention.... maggots!
Sergeant Slaughter here!
This country is WEAK!
And you know what's makin' it worse?
Dusty Rhodes!
That American Dream phony!
He struts around here talkin' about unity, about acceptin' everyone!
Well, newsflash, sunshine!
This ain't some touchy-feely kindergarten class!"



Slaughter: "This whole diversifyin' culture puke...
It's weakenin' us!
We're lettin' outsiders waltz in here.
Those people are disrespectin' our flag, disrespectin' our way of life!
Our pure way of life!
We gotta draw a line in the sand folks!
WE gotta fight back!"


Slaughter: "Dusty Rhodes may think he's fightin' for some fairytale future...
But I'm here to tell you Dusty and those diverse maggots that future ain't free!
And WE are going to stop it!"


David Crockett: "We do not condone Sgt. Slaughter's comments."
Bob: "No not at all David."


Dusty Rhodes' theme hits


Bob: "Dusty what Slaughter said was horrible."
Dusty: "Da merican Drwemm himself, comin' at yah live!
Now, folks, I jus heard sum mighty disturbing talk.
Talk dat makes da blood in these veins run a lil cold.
Talk dat ain't got no place in merica!"


Bob: "That talk from sarge has no place in america dusty."
Dusty: "Da sarge says he b merican
An he maybee ok....
but tru mericans don't judge folk by da color of dey skin..
or where der family comes from!


Dusty: "So eye say da hate talk ends and we do sum rasslin.
Lets settle dis thang in da ring!
You wanna test your brand of patriotism against da tru merican spirit?
Put yah money where yah mouf is!
Next eye want to shut ya mouf up! In paalick if ya wheel!"


Conrad Thompson: "Hey hey eye gawt great nuewz everyone!
I got Arn Anderson to finally agree to take on the corn!"


The Corn: "No doubt Arn Anderson is a legend.
I will give it my hus-"


Jim Cornette: "Oh enough of the fucking jokes!
Arn Anderson is a REAL wrestler!
Hes gonna make you creamed corn!"


Conrad: "Whoaw I can't wait to see this match!"
Cornette: "You will see what REAL wrestling is all about!"
Corn: "All I know is that i cant wait to hear the internet pop for me winning!"