Mufasa: "I have been laughing all week long, really I face Colin Delaney? Wow... really?
Colin Delaney: "Last week I won the battle royale on my first day and in my first ever match I will win the Fun friday title!"
Mufasa: "I have beaten them all and I face you? Listen kid I know your new to the business so let me tell you... people like you lose to people like me!"
Colin Delaney: "Someone like will will kick your ass!"
Freddie Blassie: "Listen here you pencil neck geek Terry Funk your nothing but a nobody in this business!"
Bret Hart: "Terry Funk when I beat the holy crap out of you will will go back to your trailer park and say you were excellently executed!"
Terry Funk attacks Bret with a pen
Bret punches Funk
Warrior: "I REFUSE TO SING NOBDY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO I WILL NOT SING CHER PROMOTES HOMOSEXUALS QUEERING DOESN'T MAKE THE WORLD WORK!"
Paul Heyman: "Hey Warrior if you don't sing I will fire you right here right now!"
Warrior:"If I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay!"
Warrior: "I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside Words are like weapons they wound sometimes."
Ron Simmons: "...........................DAMN!"
Triple H: "Cena I don't give a crap about you I don't give a crap if your a marine I-"
Cena attacks Triple H
Cena hits H with a cucumber
punches to Triple H
atitute adjustment to Triple H
H falls
Cena pushes the dish washer in
Cena closes the door and turns the machine on
John Cena: "Triple H in two weeks you will do what you just did....the clean job!"
Paul Heyman: "I wanted to come out here and say that next week I will be in New York and there will be a spcial guest host"
Hulk Hogan: "Well ya know somehting big guy we got the largest phythons on Fun Friday!"
Batista: "Thats right!"
botched spear to Napleon
1,2.....3
WINNER: BATISTA
Hogan: "In 2 weeks Multi-million dollar man you will face the hulkster and whatcha gonna do when-"
Batista: "Hulkamania and batisamania runs wild on you?!"
Ted Diabase: "I'm here in my summer home in New Haven congrats batista on your win today and Hogan your all talk I'm one of the greatest wrestlers of all time your all talk..."
