Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
Wrestling fans we have an update on Xia Li!
And trust me it is good news!"
Zeb Colter: "When I saw Xia Li get hurt...
Something inside me snapped.
I Took her to the hospital myself.
Then I saw the fire in her eyes... The fighting spirit.
And it made me realize somethin.
America ain't about closin' our doors. It's about what's in your heart.
And Xia Li embodies that American spirit!
She has it just as much as anyone born and raised here!"
Colter: "So, I'm done with the old Zeb Colter. The one filled with hate.
From now on, call me Zeb Culture.
Because that's what America's about!
Its a melting pot of cultures, all striving for a better tomorrow."
Culture: "I may have been wrong before, but I ain't afraid to change.
And I ain't alone.
Let's show the world what a truly united America looks like!
Let's cheer for Xia Li's recovery!
Let's celebrate our differences!
And let's fight for the American dream together!"
Sgt Slaughter: "Attention, maggots!
Did you all just witness that display of weakness?
Zeb Culture?
What a crock!
America doesn't need some touchy-feely, diversity parade!"
Hawk: "Dusty Rhodes that fat hog.
He's always spouting that "American Dream" nonsense!
Dreams are for the weak, folks!
America needs strength, discipline, the will to fight!"
Slaughter: "These illegals. Those un pure people...
Xia Li, T and whoever else.
Those people come here and disrespect the pure way of life.
And Zeb Culture wants to celebrate it?
Hell no!
We are the One Pure People, dammit!"
Hawk: "We fight for our borders, for our traditions, for the PURE!"
Slaughter: "And once we make it one pure people its gonna feel like..."
Hawk: "OHHHHHH WHAAAAT
AAAAAA RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"
Bob Caudle: "From Nebraska... The Cooooorrrrnnn!"
Four Horsemen theme hits
Arn Anderson: "Jimmy.. Uhhh..
This is not a human being..
its an ear of corn you think this is a good idea?
Jim Cornette: "FUCKING KILL THAT FUCKER!"
Arn: "Jimmy...
I was under the impression that he was i dont know.... a human!"
Cornette: "MAKE THE FUCKER INTO FUCKING CREAM CORN!"
Arn and the corn lock up
The corn kicks arn
Cornette: "FUCKING KILL THAT FUCKER!"
Conrad Thompson: "One twoooooooooo..."
Cornette: "Pick him up!
Kill him!"
Double A spinebuster to Corn
Cornette: "Do it again!"
Ramblin Rcky Rhodes: "That's enough!"
Cornette: "NO it aint KILL IT!
EAT IT!
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO JUST FUCKING FINISH IT!"
Arn: "No Jimmy..."
Ricky: "C'mon Arn lets go."
Cornette: "Don't listen to him Arn..
FUCKING KILL THAT FUCKER!"
Ricky: "Letz go arn cmon!"
Cornette hits Ricky with the tennis racket
Arn: "What are you doing Jimmy?"
Corn rolls up Arn
Conrad: "Oneeeee twoooo...."
Conrad: "Threeeee winner the corn!"
Cornette: "YOU LOST TO A FUCKING CORN!
YOU LOST TO A FUCKING CORN ON THE FUCKING COBB!"