Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
We got a great show today we-"


Jim Cornette: "You marks think you've seen everything?
Well, buckle up, marks!
Because Jim Cornette's about to blow the roof off this joint!"


Caudle: "Jim How nice of you to join us."
Cornette: "Here's the challenge I have for the fucking Corn.
My client, Alberto Del Rio versus The Corn in an MMA match!"
Alberto Del Rio: "Ci!"


Cornette: "My mother told me not to play with my food.
Well my momma would be happy...
Because Del Rio is not going to play..
He is going to butter that mother fucker up and fry him!"
Del Rio: "Ci!"


Ricky Rhodes: "Hold on dere Jim...
Why you zayen diz bout corn?
Hez a great guy."
The Corn: "Yeah what did I do to you?"
Cornette: "I used to respect you two.
But have you guys lost your fucking mind?
He's a ear of corn!
This ain't a backyard barbecue!
This is professional wrestling!"


Corn: "Del Rio you are going to feel the corn!"
Del Rio: "You will be popped!"


Sgt Slaughter: "Attention, maggots!
We, the One Pure People, have a message for Dusty Rhodes and Mr. T!
This Fourth of July, we challenge you to a true test of American spirit!
No fancy ring, no participation trophies a good old-fashioned street fight!"
Hawk: "OHHHHHH we are going bar bee quee a fat hog this july 4th!"


Sgt. Slaughter: "The choice is yours, Dusty and T.
But remember, on July 4th, there will be no room for weakness!
This is about defending the true America.
The America that was built on people that are pure!"
Hawk: "Yeah it was not bulit by those border jumping losers!
Or those inner city welfare taking slime rats!"


Sgt. Slaughter: "We are pure and well once we make America pure we will say...."
Hawk: "OHHHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAAA RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"


Dusty Rhodes: "A street fight dey want? A street fight dey will get.
Dose boys clearly need a lesson in merican values.
And a lesson dey shall get!
Tell em T!"
Mr. T: "Dey wanna fight dirty?
Dat ain't a problem!
I'm from the streets.
We gonna whoop em hood style!"


Dusty: "Dis fight ain't just about us, folks.
Dis is about merica, land of da free and home of the brave yew sew.
An Xia Li embodies that spirit just as much as any of us!
She is tuff and shes back and shell be in ah cahner on July 4th!"
Mr. T: "YOU HEAR DAT YOU MESSED UP PEOPLE?"
Xia Li: "One pure people are vultures. I hate vultures."


Dusty: "So, One Pure People, yew want a street fight?
We'll give you a street fight you dat yew won't forget daddeh!
But remember, dis, it's about proving what merica truly stands for!
Its bout freedom n unity yew see.
And we'll show da world what da merican Dream is all about!"
Mr. T: "I pity da foo!"