Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans!
Lets bring out the American Dream Dusty Rhodes!"


Dusty Rhodes: "I'm doin da Rhodes shuffle!
Da common man boogie if ya wheel!"


Dusty: "Whoaw Bob let me tell ya.
Da Rhodes shuffle is big on ticky tocky!
On teu biznesz ok bob.
Yah we guna take down dem one pure peoples ya unnerstand."
Mr. T: "Yah we guna do it street style."
Xia Li: "One pure people are vultures.
I don't like vultures."


Dusty: "July farttth we guna da tha thang if ya wheel!"
Mr. T: "Slaughtah and da Hawk ya dead meat!"


Sgt. Slaughter: "Dusty says he's the American Dream?
He's shaking his fat hips on TikTok?
Not only is Dusty aligned with that rice eating Xia Li.
Now he is giving all of America's information to China via TikTok!"
Hawk: "And Mr. T?
Welllllllll.....
He's a glorified street thug who solves problems with violence!


Slaughter: "On July 4th, America, will see who truly bleeds red, white, and blue!
The One Pure Peope!


Hawk: "OHHHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAAA RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"


David Crockett: "Just horrible.
Well wrestling fans.
Uhh let me bring out rambling ricky Rhodes and-"


Jim Cornette: "I'm here so deal with it!
The wrestling world has become a joke.
This god damn VEGETABLE vaudeville act! Has to end!"


Crockett: "Oh... C'mon!"
Cornette: "No you c'mon, because you will see some real FUCKING wrestling.
Cesaro has issued a challenge.
A challenge to a man who i used to respect Arn Anderson!"


Cornette: "So on July Fourth youll see Alberto Del Rio make the corn pop in an MMA match!
And a REAL wrestling match woth Cesaro and Arn Anderson!"


Rambling Ricky Rhodes: "Wutz cazin all dis?"


Cornette: "FUCKING Ricky!
Are you supposed to be a deranged Dusty Rhodes?
Have you lost your fucking marbles?
Ricky: "Jimmy Im juz tryin to help out da corn ok?"


Cornette: "Your Fucking helping a god damn VEGETABLE!
The wrestling world needs the Nature Boy,
Not some cheap imitation of Dusty
For FUCKS sake...
Kick some sense into Ricky!"


Arn Anderson: "So you want to wrestle the enforcer?"


Del Rio kicks Ricky


All brawl