Rick Steiner: "Attention, ya marks!
You call yourselves a fight fans?
You think you've seen brutality?
You ain't seen nuten yet!"
Scott Steiner: "Dis ain't no playground.
Dis ain't no ballet in tights!
Dis aint no spot monkeys.
Dis is Detroit!
And here, we deal in REALITY!"
Rick: "Elsewhere you got these wannabe tough guys!
Dose Guys who talk a big game.
But wouldn't know a real fight from a pillow fight!"
Scott: "Here in Detroit, its nutten but fightin!
You step onto dis street, you better be ready to fight!
We ain't got, no rules,
We ain't got no regulations.
And we aint got no mercy!
Dis is survival of the fittest, mano a mano!"
Rick: "Cuz here guys will bleed and break bones!
An we will prove who is the toughest Sum bitch!"
Scott: "Dis ain't entertainment, it's WAR!
Dis ain't no playground, it's a battleground!
And dese ain't no wrestlers, dese are FIGHTERS!"
Finlay: "Lets fight!"
Rick: "Anyone who wants to fight Finlay?
You want some come get some."
Finay: "Lets fucken fight!"
Wade Barrett: "Awlirght lets fooken fight!"
Both punch each other
Finlay punches Barrett
Finlay puts Barrett into a trash can
Scott Steiner: "You down barrett?"
Roddy Piper: "Hold yer horses, Steiner boys!
Don'tcha recognize a wrestling legend when you see one?
Yeah de icon is here!
Da Rowdy one himself, here to introduce some special recruits for your little fight league!"
Rick: "Wut da fuck yew doen here?
You think these cartoon rejects belong in a Detroit street fight?"
Scott: "Dis ain't a playground for kids in costumes!
Dis is a league for real fighters!
For humans!
For humans who can handle the pain!"
