Rick Steiner: "Detroit!
You all saw the sham that went down last week!
Those REPTILIAN rejects and that skirt wearing clown, Piper, think they can waltz on our show?
Scott Steiner: "Dis ain't some cartoon network garbage!
Dis is for the toughest Sum bitches in da Motor City!
We bleed here, we break bones here, we leave it ALL on da street!"


Rick: "Dose turtle freaks?
They couldn't handle a paper cut, let alone a Frankensteiner!
Piper?
The only fightin' he does these days is with the buffet table?"
Scott: "We want REAL fighters!
We want challengers who ain't afraid to get their hands dirty!
We want competition, not a bunch of overgrown lizards and a washed-up has-been!"


Tommy Dreamer: "Hi guys I'm here to fight!"
Rick: "Yu want some?"
Tommy: "Yeah!"


Kevin Nash: "Hold on let me get this straight..."


Nash: "You guys are doing this Detroit Street Fighting you wanna see violence?"


Big Kev boot to Dreamer


Scott: "Kill em Kev!"


Jacknive to Tommy


Nash: "Me and Scott Hall we changed this business.
We showed everyone what a real fight looked like."


Nash: "And maybe. just maybe. it's time for a little history lesson.
Maybe Detroit needs a reminder of what true dominance looks like.
Maybe the world needs another taste of the nWo."


Nash: "I'm outta here."


Piper: "Guess who's here?"


Scott punches piper


All brawl


Paul Orndorff chokes Steiner


Orndorff: "Oh shit the police are here!"


Orndorff: "Lets get out of here!"


Rick: "Yew call the fuzz a karate freak?"


Scott: "Who the fuck called the police?"