Bob Caudle: "Happy Independence day wrestling fans!"


Caudle: "We are going to see some great wrestling and-"


Jim Cornette: "The wrestling marks want to see REAL wrestling?
Cesaro is a REAL wrestler and....
Alberto Del Rio is a REAL fighter
At least Cesaro is facing a wrestler.
And who is Del Rio facing?
A walking vegetable, for crying out loud!"


Cornette: "A CORN.... WHAT THE FUCK?
Whatever Cesaro is gonna show the marks what wrestling is all about!"


Arn Anderson's theme hits


Both lock up


Arn goes for a submission





Arn punches Cesaro


Cesaro punches Arn


Arn punches Cesaro


Back suplex to Cesaro


Jim Cornette: "Where is that FAT FUCK CONRAD? AT THE FUCKING BUFFET TABLE?"


Cesaro kicks out


Alberto Del Rio hits Arn with a ladder


Del Rio kicks the corn


Ricky Rhodes grabs Del Rio


Ricky suplexes del rio


Cornette hits arn with the tennis racket


Del Rio climbs the ladder


Someone pushes del rio off the ladder


Del rio lands on Arn


Its SABU!


Sabu lands on Cornette


Corn pins del rio


Conrad Thompson: "One twooo threeee!"


Ricky Rhodes: "You are looking at the Four Cornmen!"


David Crockett: "I'm here with Dusty Rhodes and his team Diversity in America.
Dusty whats the plan when yall go out there!"


Dusty Rhodes: "Daved let me tell ya...
Dis dang ginst dem one pure peoples is guna end right herea.
Tell em T and Xia!"
Mr. T: "Yo dose Racists. Dis is America and you lyke wuts in merica!
I pity dem foos!"
Xia Li: "I don't like vultures!"


Dusty: "Yew hear dat?
Xia my lil protector say say she dont lyke vultures!
So yew one pure peoples betah watch out!"


Sargeant Slaughter: "This is America's birthday and we gotta see Xia Li?"
Hawk: "This is America's birthday not China's!"


Sgt. Slaughter: "That's right.
We dont bow to China.
We want them out.
And T and Dusty you two are whats wrong with this country!"
Hawk: "Wellllllll that fat hog T and Xia...
Were gonna fry you like chicken and egg rolls!"



Sgt. Slaughter: "Were guna have a good old fashoned American bar b que!"
Hawk: "OHHHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAAA
RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"


Dusty Rhodes' theme hits


The one pure people jump Rhodes and T


Hawk puts T into the turnbuckle


2 on 1 to Dusty


Xia Li: "I don't like vultures."


Xia Li low blows Hawk


Xia Li low blows Sgt Slaughter


Xia Li: "I don't like vultures."


Hawk grabs Xia Li's hair


Hawk picks up Xia Li


T chop blocks Hawk


Xia Li rakes Hawk's eyes Conrad: "One twoooooo..."


Sgt Slaughter breaks the count


Slaught boots Dusty


Hawk slams T


Dusty kicks Hawk low


Bionic Elbow to Slaughter


Rhodes: "One Rhodes Shuffle comin up!"


Lacey Evans low blows Dusty


Lacey hands Hawk a hammer


Hawk hits dusty with the hammer


Conrad: "Oneeeee twoooo....."


Conrad: "Threeeee!"
WINNERS: THE ONE PURE PEOPLE