Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to the Legendary Stu Hart dungeon!"


Mean Gene: "We have seen so many wrestlers in this dungeon.
The legendary Stu Hart has pushed men to the limits."


Mean Gene: "What is going on with Davy boy?"
Bret Hart: "He uhhh just had too many of my moms sandwiches!"


Mean Gene: "Are you taking notes Dominik?"
Dominik Mysterio: "Gene I'm going to be a Hart just like you Bret!"
Bret: "Kid you got so much to learn!"


Rey Mysterio: "Bret how about this offer?
Next week I challenge The British Bulldog and if I beat him.
You have to face me Bret!"


CM Punk: "Ichiban don't come out here.
I will never wrestle you."


CM Punk: "Anyone else thst wants to WRESTLE?
Come on down!"


Mean Gene Okerlund's theme hits


CM Punk: "What the hell do you want Mean Gene?
Do you want to wrestle THE BEST IN THE WORLD?"
Mean Gene: "No Punk I don't want to wrestle you."


Mean Gene: "I have footage of Ichiban he sent me I'm going to show you.
He says hes at your house.
Take a look."


Ichiban: "Brotherrrr!
Ichiban here, live from sunny Chicago!
Now, you might be thinkin' hmmm
Is Ichiban just chillin' on the lake, soakin' up some rays?
Well, think again BROTHER!"


Ichiban: "Well it seems the CM Puny, needed a dogsitter.
Cuz, Puny is in Alberta to pretending to be a wrestler!
So his dog Larry needed someone to play fetch with him JACK!"


Ichiban: "So, what's a day in the life of Ichiban's dogsitting service like?
Well, brother, it ain't for the faint of heart
First things first, gotta get Larry his maniac vitamins!
None of that boring kibbles n bits for this pup!
Larry needs Ichiban's fuel to keep him strong DUDE!"


Ichiban: "And CM Puny BROTHER!
If you want to have the digsitting service to end.
If you want Larry back DUDE!
You got to agree to wrestle me JACK!"