Roddy Piper: "Now Orndorff me and the turtles and Mr. Fukey says you should be mutated."
Paul Orndorff: "I ain't interested in being some... some mutated freak!"
Ho Li Fuk: "I am not mutated but I am a kung fu master."
Bull 5

Piper: "Whoa, whoa, Mr. Wonderful!
Calm down.
Let's talk about this like civilized mutants.
You know these turtles need all the help they can get against the likes of the Steiner Brothers."
Orndorff: "And you think turning me into a damn walrus will make a difference?
I'm Paul Orndorff!
I'm Mr. Wonderful!"
Bull 5

Piper: "Suit yourself. I can get someone else to join us.
But just remember, when da rats come a knocken and dey dony want ya.
Don't come cryin' to me."
Orndorff: "I'll still help you Roddy.
This whole mutant thing sounds more like a recipe for disaster.
I'll take my chances with a broken nose and a bruised ego any day over being a glorified lab rat."
Bull 5

Kevin Nash: "Let me get this straight...
Piper is a washed up turtle!
They are going to be turtle soup after the Nwo Detroit gets done!
The Nwo Detroit is a force of nature, and those damn turtles will be extinct when we get done!"
Scott Steiner: "We here to show dese dese animal amphibian rejects what happens when MEN collide with Turtles!"
Rick Steiner: "We got more perience breakin necks than dose turtles have had pizza slices!
Dis aint gonna be some Saturday morning cartoon brawl....
Dis is gonna be a real fight!"
Bull 5

Nash: "The nWo is back.
And this time, Its about takin back what's ours.
THE STREETS OF DETROIT!"
Scott: "Piper and his turtles can bring their katanas and sewer tactics.
We'll bring the nWo black and white and a whole lotta pain!"
Rick: "This aint a saturday morning show dis is late nite Detroit!"
Bull 5

Nash: "We're on the lookout for Piper and his damn lil animals!"
Scott: "Dis aint a place for animals and dogs ya got dat!"
Rick: "The only dog that should be here is da dog face gremlin!"
Bull 5