Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
Let me bring out Diversity in America!
Led by the American Dream Dusty Rhodes!"


Dusty Rhodes' theme hits


Bob: "Dusty what the heck the wrestling fans have been in an uproar about what happened last week."
Dusty Rhodes: "Da merican Dream welcomes all walks of life!
As long as you got the guts to chase it!
Mr. T: "Dats rite its all bout otha cultures!"



Dusty: "Once we defeat dem one pure peoples it wll be a victory for diversity!
Fo hard work, for the merican Dream itself!
Tell em T!"
Mr. T: "Dose guys and Lacey gunna be dead meat!"
Xia Li: "Lacey... I don't like vultures."


Dusty: "Yew hear dat.
Lacey evans and dem pure peoples!"
Mr. T: "Lacey evans mo lyke bob evans!"


Dusty: "Let us leave ya wit dis. We dont like vultras!"





Lacey Evans: "Lacey Evans here, I want to talk about something very important.
The future of our great nation."
Sgt. Slaughter: "For too long, we've been bombarded with lies, with those people trying to tear us down!
But there's a beacon of hope.....
A group of pure-blooded Americans who stand for truth, justice, and the American way!"
Hawk: "Wellllllll were non woke super heroes!"


Sgt. Slaughter: "We, The One Pure People, know that our country is under attack!
From socialist snowflakes to the communist Chinese.
They want to destroy our way of life!
But we won't let them!
Lacey Evans: "And we will not tolerate those who try to silence our voices!
Ya know the commies who promote diversity!"


Hawk: "Were gunna shut there traps.
Silence will be golden.
Ohhhh WHAAAAT AAAAAA RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"


David Crockett: "Wrestling fans let me bring out the newest team in wrestling....
The four cornmen!"


The Four cornmen theme hits


Crockett: "Corn, nao dat yall are a team what are ya guys plans?"
Corn: "What a better way to introduce our newest group with the legendary Ricky Rhodes."


Ricky Rhodes: "Whats causin alll diz?
We got da four cornmen!
We got Arn we got Sabu!
Sabu this wild man, this daredevil, he's got a passion for hardcore.
That'd make even the angels shed a tear!"


Ricky: "Diz Corn ain't your average garden vegetable!
Dis is a vegetable dat can wrestle!
Yeah were da cornmen and cornette were gonna end yew!"


Jim Cornette: "Marks gather 'round and witness the absolute absurdity plaguing this industry!
Ricky Rhodes a man who once held himself to a higher standard, has sunk to a new low!"


Cornette: "Hes got a team with A CORNSTALK!
He's parading around with a FUCKING CORNSTALK!
THE FOUR CORNMEN?
Have you lost your FUCKING mind?!
I dont even want to see Corn on my plate let alone WRESTLING!
AND this isn't wrestling, this is a mockery of wrestling!


Cornette: "But there is a glimmer of hope.
There is one man, a true wrestler who has consistently stood against this tide of idiocy.
A man who values tradition, who respects the sport.
And who wouldn't be caught dead parading around with a vegetable for a teammate!"


Cornette: "Witness the inevitable humiliation of Ricky and his band of misfits! And remember, there is hope.
A true wrestler will end the cornmen, then you will see the true spirit of professional wrestling!"