Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to the legendary Stu Hart dungeon!"


Mean Gene: "May I have a word with you Mr. Bulldog before your match?"
British Bulldog Davy Boy Smith: "Sure Gene.
I'm gunna beat da Reyes Mysterio da fooken guy is so fooken tiny.
Da fooken guy go no fooken chance."


Rey Mysterio's theme hits


British Bulldog: "Lil rey look how fooken tiny yer r!"


Clothesline to Rey


Punches to rey


Rey pulls Bulldog's flag over him


Dropkick to Bulldog


Rey punches Bulldog





Bulldog picks up up and botches a suplex


Bulldog falls ontop of Rey


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Rey kicks out


Head scissors to Bulldog


Bulldog goes into the wall


Rey climbs the wall





Rey jumps


Mean Gene: "Onnnneee twooo...."


Mean Gene: "Threeeee winner Rey Mysterio!"


CM Punk: "So here's the message, Ichiban.
Just give Larry back to me.
Just stick to posing for pictures and selling merchandise DUDE!"


CM Punk: "Ichiban I understand you're past your prime.
You crave attention, gotta stay relevant somehow.
But don't you dare exploit a dog for your own gain!
Thats low even for you!'


Ichiban: "Dude Ive worked like 400 days this year man."
Mr. Fuji: "But worry not, my man.
I have a way to rejuvenate your spirit, a feast fit for a Ichiban!"


Ichiban: "A feast you say?
Ichiban is always down for a good meal, brother!
What kinda spread are we talkin' DUDE?"
Mr. Fuji: "This will be a culinary journey to the heart of Japan.
It will be a symphony of flavors designed to tantalize your taste buds."


Ichiban: "Sounds fancy, brother. Ichiban ain't exactly used to chopsticks and fancy names DUDE."
Fuji: "There will be succulent bar b que beef, so tender it melts in your mouf.
Freshly-caught salmon, glistening like jewels on a plate.
A steaming bowl of the most exquisite miso soup you've ever tasted my man."


Ichiban: "Whoa, brother! Now you're talkin' my language!
Miso soup Never tried it, man...
but its got Ichiban droolin' like Niagra Falls, DUDE!"
Mr. Fuji: "Consider it a token of my appreciation.
But I have a small favor to ask.
Could you bring the beef for da bar b que?"