Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
Today we are going to have a big debut!"


Cornette: "Wait a fucken minute...
You're gonna blow it, Caudle.
You're gonna ruin the surprise for me!
You FUCKTARD!
Don't you know how important these reveals are."
Caudle: "Cornette, the wresting fans deserve to know what's coming next.
I'm just trying to get the wrestling fans hyped up.
A little surprise never hurt nobody."


Cornette: "This ain't about the fans, Caudle!
You fucking idiot!
It's about ending the cornmen!"


Caudle: "Look behind you!"


Caudle: "Well, hello there!
You must be Sterling Golden.
It's a pleasure to finally meet you, sir!"
Sterling Golden: "Pleasure is all mine DADDY!
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but let me assure you...
I am the original golden standard DADDY!"


Golden: "Ladies and gentlemen...
Boys and girls, and wrestling observers alike...
I have a challenge for you."


Golden: "I'm introducing the Golden Squeeze Challenge!
Yes, you heard me right DADDY.
Anyone that can break out of my bear hug ya know the golden squeeze...
Will win.....
FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS DADDY!


Golden: "So step up, one and all.
Prove you've got what it takes to squeeze the gold from the Golden One."


Dusty Rhodes: "Da merican Dream is here to deliver some heartbreaking news.
My partner in crime, Mr. T, da man who stood beside me...
Do thick and din..
An he has been injured Danks do da One Pure Peoples."


Dusty: "Deyve laid hands on a true American hero.
Deyve injured a man who's fought for his country and his people.
And for dat, they will pay dearly!"


Dusty: "An dat fire is about to ignite!
I've got a surprise for dose cowards.
A secret weapon if you wheel.
Datll turn da tide.
Someone who embodies the true spirit of merica.
Someone who'll...
Make da One Pure People regret da day..
Dey crossed paths wit da merican Dream!"


Dusty: "Stay tuned, folks.
Da best is yet to come.
And when it does, dose who dared to harm my brotha..
Will wish deyd never seen da light of day!"





Sgt. Slaughter: "Dusty Rhodes, you maggot you think threats will intimidate us?
You think you can hide behind empty promises?
Well, let me tell you we ain't afraid of some fat inclusive loser with a dream!"
Lacey Evans: "We welcome your surprise. We embrace your DEI hire.
Let's see what this 'secret weapon' of yours is truly made of."
Hawk: "Wellllllll you think your DEI hire will scare us?
NO FUCKEN WAY!"


Slaughter: "We are the One Pure People.
We fear no one.
And we will not be silenced!
Lacey: "Not even The government!"
Hawk: "OHHHHHH WHAAAAT
AAAAAA
RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH


Ricky Rhodes: "Wuts caulzen all diz?"
Corn: "We're the four cornmen and-"


Cornette: "JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT!
NEXT WEEK MOTHER FUCKERS!"