Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
It's time for the golden squeeze challenge.
So wrestling fans lets bring out Sterling Golden!"


Sterling Golden's theme hits


Sterling Golden: "Anyone here want some? Step right up!
And if you can break my Golden squeeze...
You get FIVE GRAND DADDY!"


Sandman: "So if I break outta da hold I get FIVE Gs?
You got it.
Boy I can really use FIVE GS!"





Sandman: "I quit! I quit!"


David Crockett: "Animal, I Gadda ask yew...
Road Warrior Hawk and the uhhh...
The whole One Pure People."
Animal: "I can't believe it, Crockett.
My brother...a racist..."


Crockett: "It's a tough pill to swallow, I know.
But remember, Hawk's always been a complex guy.
Maybe there's more to the story."
Animal: "More to the story?
He was my brother.
We fought side by side!
We bled for each other.
How could I not know?"


Crockett: "Look, I'm not making excuses. But sometimes people change."
Animal: "Change? This ain't no change, Crockett!
This is a betrayal.
A betrayal of everything we stood for!"


Crockett: "I know, man.
I know.
But maybe there's a way to reach out, to talk to him."
Animal: "I don't know, man.
Hawk has never been the same since the NWO Christmas party.
I don't know."


Crockett: "Let's take some time to think about it."
Animal: "Thanks, Crockett.
Means a lot.
And next week I'll talk with Dusty about this."




Sargeant Slaughter: "The woke Animal has spoken!"
Lacey Evans: "The Animal has been neutered!"
Hawk: "WELLLLLLLL....
Animal said I was racist....
Wellllllllll.....
Is it racist to say...
America was built by white Christians, and it should stay that way!"


Sgt Slaughter: "Animal..
You stand with a man Dusty Rhodes who has betrayed this country!
You've aligned yourself with those who seek to divide us, to weaken us."
Evans: "You want to talk wuth Dusty?
The same Dusty that talks about diversity?
Diversity is not strength.
It is weakness.
It is a tool used by the global elite to control the masses.
We must protect our borders, our culture, and our language!"
Hawk: "Animal take note....
It's American borders language and culture!
OHHHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAAA
RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"


Dusty Rhodes: "Well, folks, da merican Dream if you wheel.
Next week will have a heart-to-heart wit an old friend.
Animal, my brother in arms, is facing a storm that could tear him apart.
Hawk.... da man he called family, has taken a dark path."


Ricky Rhodes: "Wutz cazin all dis?"


Corn: "What we have right here...."
Rhodes: "Is the Four Cornmen.
And if you don't like it...."


Jim Cornette: "Whoaw hold on....
You losers ready for my surprise?"


Rhodes: "Listen here Jim we are zick of yer zhit!"


Suplex to Rhodes


Punches to Arn and Sabu


Suplex to Corn


Cornette: "Harley Race...
I present to you the NWA TITLE!"


Cornette: "Harley Race, the King of Wrestling, is back.
And under my guidance, we're going to clean house.
We're going to show these pretenders, what real wrestling is all about.
No more cornstalks.
No more foolishness. It's time for a return to dominance."