Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to the legendary Stu Hart dungeon!"


Mean Gene: "Bret you are going to wrestle Rey Mysterio in two weeks.
Do you have any words about this upcoming bout?"
Bret Hart: "Gene, I'm going to out wrestle him!"
British Bulldog: "Ho ho ho fooken wrestling!"


Hart: "The name of the game is wrestling.
And well I am the best wrestler!
I have the talent and I got-"


Dominik Mysterio: "You got me!"
Hart: "Kid, I can do this my way.
The REAL wrestling way!"


Rey Mysterio: "Bret Hart in two weeks you will experience the 619!
And I'll be finally done with you!"


Mean Gene: "Ladies and gentlemen let me bring down Ichiban!"


Ichiban's theme hits


Mean Gene: "Well, Ichiban...
It seems like your feud with CM Punk is heating up.
What's the latest?"
Ichiban: "Let me tell ya somethin Mean Gene...
This ain't no ordinary feud DUDE!
This is a war MAN!
A war for the ages.
It's gonna be like World War three DUDE!
And BROTHER I'm gonna finish it off in style JACK!"


Mean Gene: "Oh yeah?
Where's this epic showdown gonna take place?
Ichiban: "The land of the rising sun, brother. Japan.
That's where we're gonna settle this once and for all JACK!"


Ichiban: "And Mean Gene, I'm gonna make the Japanese crowd beg for more.
This match is gonna be a masterpiece, a work of art.
A Meltzer seven-star classic BROTHER."


Ichiban: "This is gonna be the biggest, baddest match you've ever seen DUDE!
And when it's over, CM Punk will be begging for mercy BROTHER."


CM Punk's theme hits


Punk: "A seven-star match?
You are an old dinosaur thay couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag.
You are a washed up, a relic from a bygone era."



Ichiban: "Well this dinosaur is going to kick you ass DUDE!"
Punk: "I will finally make this dinosaur extinct!"