Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
Let's bring out the Louisville loud mouth Jim Cornette!"


Jim Cornette's theme hits


Caudle: "Jim...."
Jim Cornette: "I've had it up to here with the nonsense that's been parading around.
Let's get one thing straight...
Harley Race is the NWA Champion.... And hes the fucking real deal!"
Harley Race: "That's right Jim.
I hold the greatest championship on God's green earth."


Cornette: "Now, what do we have parading around these days?
A fucken cornstalk?
Are you fucking kidding me?
This isn't a fucking harvest festival.
This is professional wrestling!"
Race: "The sport of wrestling is supposed to be tough."


Cornette: "This isn't a joke folks.
Harley Race is a legitimate storied champion.
And anyone trying to diminish like a vegetable is nothing more than a disgrace!"
Race: "I'm the NWA Champion.
And no cornstalk gimmick will ever change that!


Dusty Rhodes: "Xia, I gotta tell ya ya been showin' heart and grit like no utter.
Ya got that fire in your belly, and I see da potential in you.
Member, itz not just bout bein' in the spotlight
It's bout earnin' yah place and respect.
An let me tell ya yer on the right path.
Xia Li: "Thank you."


Dusty: "Now, I got some big news for ya.
We got ah new member joinin' ah group.
dis person got da talent.
Da drive an da spirit dat aligns perfectly with our vision."



David Crockett: "Let me bring out the four cornmen!"


Ricky Rhodes: "Whooooo I'm absolutely fired up!
Jim Cornette.. weve got a bone to pick with you, pal.
The Corn has got heart, skillz, and the gutz!"
Corn: "I got cream in my corn!"


Rhodes: "Jim Cornette, your juz an old relic from the pazt.
You dink dat a corn dozent have real talent?
You clearly forgotten what wrestlingz all about.
It’z not bout da gimmick it’z about da fight, ok."
Corn: "Yeah Harley Race I'm gunna fry you!"