Ichiban: "Hold on to your sushi rolls because Ichiban isheading to Japan, DUDE!
That's right, BROTHER
Ichiban is about to drop the atomic leg drop on CM Punk!
In a battle that's going to be more epic than a sumo wrestling match on a bullet train!"


Ichiban: "CM Punk thinks he's got the upper hand with his Best in the World tagline...
But let me tell you something, punkybooster...
When you step into the ring with Ichiban...
You’re not just facing a wrestling icon JACK!
You're facing a 24-inch pythons-fueled tsunami of muscle and charisma!"


Ichiban: "And Dave Meltzer himself could give it a five-star rating...
But let me tell ya sumethin BROTHER...
It's gonna be a 10-star smackdown when the leg drop crushes you harder than a Tokyo earthquake, DUDE!"


Ichiban: "Get ready for a showdown that's more intense than a hot bowl of ramen!
And so electrifying it might short-circuit the entire city!
CM Punk, you better start practicing your damn submission holds in a sushi bar, DUDE!
Because Ichiban is about to show Japan why he’s the true "Ichiban of the Orient!"


Ichiban: "Whatcha gonna do when Ichiban runs wild on you?"


Mean Gene Okerlund: "Welcome to Stu Hart's wrestling.
Apparently Dominik Mysterio has been training hard."


Mean Gene: "Anyways were in the legendary Stu Hart dungeon today to see the epic showdown between Bret Hart and Rey Mysterio!"


Bret Hart's theme hits


Mean Gene: "Bret any last words before this match?"
Bret Hart: "Gene I am the best wrestler and the technician of all technicians!"


Hart: "Rey cmon down the stairs and let's WRESTLE!"


Rey Mysterio's theme hits


Hart: "Rey your about to get a wrestling lesson of your life!"
Rey: "It's gonna be one on one so get dom outta here so we can see who the best wrestler is!"


Hart: "Kid get outta here. We're about to WRESTLE!"


Rey: "Dom enough of your jokes!
Get on out of here and watch your real dad wrestle!"
Hart: "Kid get the fuck outta here!"


Hart: "I'll put you in a damn hold!
That will get him outta here!"


Hart: "He's not moving!"


Rey: "Son, oh my god... son get up!
Oh no!"



Rey: "Gene call 911!"