Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans
Lets hear from Jim Cornette!"



Jim Cornette: "Now, I've seen some ridiculous gimmicks...
But this takes the cake.
A corn stalk?
A FUCKING corn stalk?!
I can't wait to get my hands on that leafy idiot.
My WRESTLERS are gonna beat him with a belt, a chair, and maybe even a real corn stalk!
We're gonna show this corn-fed clown what a real wrestling match looks like.
We're gonna teach him a lesson he'll never forget.
So, you wanna play tough, corn stalk?
Well.... let's get ready to WRESTLE !"


David Crockett: "Wrestling fans....
Lets bring out the American Dream Dusty Rhodes and Xia Li!"


Dusty Rhodes: "You see baby da landscape of the game just got a whole lot mo interesting.
We got Kofi Kingstan... the high-flyin da never-give-up Jamiacan warrior.
N we got Xia Li da silent storm ready to strike.
Togetha we not jus a team we b a revolution!
So get ready one pure peoples cuz when you mess wit us you mess with Merica!"


David Crockett: "That's great to hear Dream!"
Dusty: "Watch carefully One pure peoples...
Let me bring out da Jamaican nightmare..."


Dusty: "Ladiez n gentlemens herez my guy Kofay Kingston!"
Kofi: "Thanks Dusty..."


Hawk jumps Kofi


Hawk punches Dusty


Lacey takes down Xia


2 on 1 to Dusty


Spike piledriver to Kofi