Lacey Evans: "Xia Li... you think you're so tough, so mysterious.
Well.... let me tell you something you little Eggroll.
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
I'm gonna take you down, and I'm gonna make you pay.
And when I'm done with you, you'll be bald as a cue ball.


Lacey: "So, let's make it official.
A hair versus hair match.
Loser shaves their head.
Are you ready to lose your hair?
Or are you gonna back down like a coward?"


Xia Li: "You think you can challenge Xia Li?
You think you can take me down?
You underestimate the power of the dragon.
I will not only defeat you, but I will humiliate you.
A hair vs. hair match?
You're on.
But be prepared, because you will lose more than just your hair.
You will lose your pride!"


Dusty Rhodes: "Well well well....
It looks like we got ahelves a real old-school brawl comin' up!
Da one pure peoples versus da Harlem Heat.
Now dat b a match made in heaven, or hell.
Dependin on who you ask, baybeh!
N I'm gunna b da special guest referee fo dat one, and let me tell ya.
I ain't here to play games daddeh.
I'm here to make sure dis match is a slugfest if yew wheel!"


Booker T: "Now let me tell you suckas sumethin...
Racism ain't got no place in this world.
None!
Ya got dat?
We, da Harlem Heat, ain't gonna stand for it.
We're gonna fight fire with fire!
An let me tell you suckas..
We gonna extinguish dat racist flame once and for all!
Stevie Ray: "We gonna show these old-school out of touch wrestlers what real heat is.
We're gonna bring the pain the hurt and the Harlem Heat.
We gonna teach them a lesson they'll never forget.
So watch out cuz da Harlem Heat is coming to clean house!"


Sargeant Slaughter: "Harlem Heat?
You want to call yourselves The Heat?
Please.
You've never felt real heat from combat!
And Dusty Rhodes?
Don't think for a second youve got control.
We don't listen to the woke agenda!"
Road Warrior Hawk: "Wellllllll....
What we have here is two thugs trying to push there agenda..
Guess what we don't drink the kool aid to any agenda!
And Harlem Heat...
The beating your guna get....
It will be worse than your welfare check being cut off!
OHHHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAAA
RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"