Bob Caudle: "Welcome to the Legends Only League wrestling fans.
And well you fans heard the news..."


Dusty Rhodes: "Wutz happenin right now Bob?
Dere’s a group of racists out dere, folks.. Dey r led by a man who thinks hez got all the answers.
Dey call themselves da One Pure Peoples.
Dey think they can take over dis dang?
But let me tell you something baby it aint gonna happen.
Not on my watch!"


Bob: "What are you gonna do about Dusty?"
Dusty: "Bob da merican Dream is herea wit my lil protector Xia Li!"
Xia Li: "Dusty.... I came here to honor the traditions of the past...
but I came to prove that the future is just as strong."


Dusty: "Dats right, Xia.
Dats why we challenging dem to a Christmas tree match.
Fo total control of da company daddy!"
Bob: "A match for total control?"


Dusty: "Dey think they can b racists?
Guess wut we gonna rid dem out of dis league.
Deyve got another thing comin.
Now weve got one more thing to reveal, a surprise pa-hner.
Sumeone whos gunna remind dem dat
da true heart of wrestling isn't just about wut color ya are...
Itz bout soul an dats wut merica is bout!"


Lacey Evans: "Dusty thinks he's gonna throw around buzz words like...
heart, soul and 'passion' and intimidate us?
Let me tell you something Dusty Rhodes Xia Li..
You guys are in way over your heads!"
Sargeant Slaughter: "We accept your challenge for control of the Legends Only League.
This is the fight weve been waiting for! I'm a general in this war!"
Road Warrior Hawk: "Wellllllll...
We dont need no DEI mystery partner.
Weve got everything we need to end this.
So.... you want to fight for control of the Legends Only League?
Fine.
We accept your challenge....
WHAAAAT AAAAAA
RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH."



CHRISTMAS DAY:
THE TEAM WHO TOUCHES THE TOP OF THE TREE FIRST WINS
THE CONTROL OF THE LEGENDS ONLY LEAGUE