Sargeant Slaughter: "ATTENTION!
You people think Christmas is about peace and good cheer?
It's about weakness.
You've all been conditioned... In a psychop to believe that is the most wonderful time of the year.
But were here to tell you that it is just an illusion!"
Lacey Evans: "And to anyone out there celebrating Christmas, let me tell you...
It's not about what you give, it's about what you take!
We'll take everything from you.
Your hope... your happiness.. your sense of security. We have one mission, one purpose, and that is to purify this business!"
Road Warrior Hawk: "Wellllllll......
I FUCKING HATE THE HOLIDAYS!
We know the truth... Don't we?
The world is full of weakness, and it's time to stomp it out.
Tis the season for survival of the fittest... And we are the fittest.
So, while you sit around singing carols?
We are fighting, crushing, and proving that we are the real race of this world!
OHHHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAAA
RUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHH!"


Sgt Slaughter: "Now let's burn down this tree!"
Hawk: "Good.... Cuz I fucken hate the holidays!"




Dusty Rhodes elbow to Hawk


Dusty punches Hawk


Sgt Slaughter climbs the tree


Harlem Heat jump Sgt Slaughter


Dusty: "Yeah get em!"


Xia Li: "Are they are partners?"
Dusty: "No, you will see who it is later!"


Lacey takes down Xia
Hawk punches Dusty


Piledriver to Dusty


Harlem Heat 2 on 1 to Slaughter




Harlem Heat pick up Hawk


Doomsday device to Hawk


Harlem Heat pick up Lacey


Dooms day device to Lacey




Dusty: "Ya guyz leavin'?"
Booker T: "WE OUT!"


Sgt Slaughter: "I'll kill this bitch!"


Slaughter kicks Dusty in the balls


Slaughter picks up xia


Slaughter throws xia into Dusty


Dusty: "Xia is hurt we need help!"


Slaughter climbs the tree




Dusty: "Help us! It's time!"


Mr. America: "I'm here to save America DUDE!"


Dusty: "Ya might b too late sarge is almost to da top!"
Mr. America: "Well hold on dude...
Let me buzz in my friend!"






Roman Reigns: "Did someone buzz me in?"


Reigns picks up Mr. America and flies to the tree










Big boot to Slaughter


Slaughter falls


Mr. America touches the top of the tree!
WINNERS: DUSTY RHODES, XIA LI AND MR. AMERICA


Reigns flies Mr. America down








Mr. America: "WE DID IT FOR AMERICA DUDE!"


Dusty: "Harlem Heat cmon on down!"
Xia Li: "Harlem Heat let's pose for America!"


Stevie Ray: "Dis is great!"
Booker T: "Yah y'all helped America!
You DAMN SKIPPY!
Dis is wut America is all about!"




Linda Hogan: "Well My hubby...
They think they did it..."




Linda: "They think they saved the company...."








Linda: "They don't know that you....
My husband runs wrestling and his name is......"


Vince McMahon: "VINCENT....
KENNEEEDYY...
MCMAAAHOOOOON!"