The Corn: "Look at me now.. Detroit!
I'm on the street!
I'm STREET CORN!
And I come to GRILL every wrestler.
The streets are my ring now."


Corn: "I'm ready to pop, crack, and sizzle!
In ways no ones ever seen before!"
Youve seen corn in the fields, right?


Corn: "But have you ever seen what happens...
When corn gets off the farm and hits the streets?"


Corn: "You're gonna get roasted, toasted...
Buttered and ready for action!
This ain't no garden variety wrestler you're dealing with.
The street corn is here to put the HEAT on ya!"


Roddy Piper: "Hold da phone....
You look like a failed Halloween costume!
Mixed with a salad gone horribly wrong! Look at you!"


Piper: "Do you seriously think...
You can stand in the middle of Detroit and call yourself Street Corn?
You wanna fight pal?
Well den you bout to get roasted!"


Piper: "You come out here with your corny little gimmick....
Yer gonna learn one thing the hard way...
Da Hot Rod does not fear vegetables!


Corn: "Lets go!"
Piper: "Hold on a second.
You think you can intimidate me?
Well den yew got a real problem on yer hands cuz...
I aint about to let some corn cob come into da turtles turf!"


Piper: "Now if you want to talk about grilling let me tell you dis...
You're about to get burned.
And after the hot rod is done with you, pal.
Dere will be nothing but a side dish on the table!"


Jim Cornette: "Harley look at this!
The great Roddy Piper who used to be one of my heroes...
Now hes a FUCKING turtle?!
You used to be a fighter!
And a FUCKING man!
But now you look like you belong in a cartoon!"


Piper: "Well I used to be in a cartoon."
Cornette: "And I Fucking hated that too!
Look at you, Piper!
What have you've turned into?
You used to be my hero Piper!
You've gone from a hero to a mockery.
And not only that, now you're gonna wrestle this walking vegetable?!


Piper: "Hot rod will take on anyone!"
Cornette: "I respect that.
Hey corn...
This is Roddy Piper you're about to face..
And I don't care if he's in a fucking shell...
or dressed like a fucking clown.
This is a man who can bring the fight.
But now you want him to face you?
A fucking vegetable?!"


Piper: "And if that corn thinks he can get in my business...
Den he's got nother thing coming.
You see..
I'll fight anyone, anywhere, at any time.
And if dat means facen a corn..
Den by God dats wut Hot rods gonna do."


Rick Steiner: "On den on da fief teenf its guna...
Bee a three between da corn, Piper and yew....
Jim Cornette!"