Doc Hendrix: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
Throw out your old rulebooks!
And forget everything you thought you knew about pro wrestling.
Wrestling is so OLD!
AND BORING!
This is Sports entertainment!
This is the McMahon Federation!"
Bruce Prichard: "The revolution in sports entertainment starts NOW!"


Doc: "That's right, Bruce!
This ain't your daddy's wrestling show!
Mean Gene..
Gene is so OOOLLLLDDDDD.
He had his time, but come on.
The guy still thinks bell bottoms are in style!
We're not here to reminisce about the past.
We're here to set the future on fire!"
Bruce: "We have young new faces!
And if you thought you knew what excitement looked like..
You haven't seen anything yet!"


Doc: "Because THIS is where the biggest stars ENTERTAIN!
No old-timers hogging the spotlight..
Just pure, unfiltered ENTERTAINMENT!
And once our first show on Netflix airs.
You'll know exactly why...
The McMahon Wrestling Federation is the hottest thing going today!"
Bruce: "So buckle up, hold onto your seats...
And get ready for the wildest ride in ENTERTAINMENT!"
Let's take a look at our monster..
Vince's monster...
BROCK LESNAR!"


Xavier Woods: "Brock.. I haven't heard from you.
Are we going to do any news videos for our YouTube channel?"
Brock Lesnar: "NO!
I only play for Vince!"



Punches to Woods


F5 to Woods


Doc: "Let me tell ya something, pal...
When it comes to BROCK LESNAR..
Vince McMahon sees A MONSTER!
The moment he laid eyes on that freak of nature...
Mr. Mcmahon knew he had something special.
He's pure destruction!
And so I hear in the bedroom he hits like a freight train!"
Bruce: "Ha ha ha and Brock ain't just a BORING wrestler.
He's a BEAST!
That's the kinda guy Vince builds an empire around!"



Doc: "And let's go to the future star!"
Bruce: "Let's take a look at our future MEGA STAR...
LOGAN PAUL!"


Logan Paul: "Alright, alright..
Go ahead and boo.
Cry about it on social media.
Doesn't change the facts.
The McMahon Federation is kicking off on Netflix....
In the biggest way possible, and whos at the center of it?
Me.
The greatest athlete of this generation...
Logan Paul."



Logan Paul: "For the first act, on Netflix..
I'm gonna do something no one else has the guts to do.
Knock out Mohammed Ali!
The so called Greatest of All Time.
But let's be real..
This ain't the 60s, and he ain't never met an athlete like ME!



Logan: "I got it. Power? I got it. Endurance?
Please...I go twelve rounds before breakfast.
Ali may have floated like a butterfly..
But when he steps in with me..
I'll swat his ass down like the relic he is!"


Logan: "I AM the future.
And on our debut on Netflix...
Ali will be lying on the mat.
Staring up at the lights.
The whole world is gonna realize what I already know...
Logan Paul is the NEW Greatest of All Time!"


Bruce: "Logan is gonna knock out Ali!"
Doc: "LET'S HEAR from the Road Warrior Hawk!"


Doc: "Hawk tell em...
Tell em what your gonna do to Dusty Rhodes and Mr. America!"
Road Warrior Hawk: "WELLLLLLLL...
It looks like we got ourselves
a couple of old-timers.
Dusty Rhodes and Mr. America. Two relics of a past that should've stayed BURIED!


Hawk: "Me and Brock Lesnar..
We ain't here to play games!<
BR> We ain't here to dance.
We're here to hurt people.
To break bones and to snap necks!
And Dusty, Mr. America...


Animal: "Brock will F5 you!
And I come crashing down with the Doomsday Device!
Mr. America...
You can wave your little flag all you want.
Soon you will be waving the white flag!
OHHHH WHAAAAT AAAAA.....
RUUUUSSSSHHHH!"