Pat McAfee: "McMahon Federation's first episode on Netflix.
And let me tell ya the lineup is absolutely STACKED!
But before we get into it.
We gotta address the elephant in the room.
Or should I say, the devil in the office. Because let's shoot....
Vince McMahon is pure evil!"
Superstar Billy Graham: "Oh brother!
Now you're talkin my language!
Lemme tell ya something brother..
I've been in this business a long time..
And I've seen some real scumbags..
But Vince McMahon?
He's like if greed and power got together.
And had a demon baby!"


Pat: "RIGHT?! This dude is PURE EVIL!
He's screwed over legends.
Crushed dreams.
And the craziest part?
He doesn't even try to hide it anymore!"
Superstar: "I've seen those bloodshot, power hungry eyes!
And that means no one is safe!
Not Dusty Rhodes, not Mr. America.
Vince wants mayhem!
CHAOS!
And trust me, brother, he's gonna get it!"


Pat: "And on Netflix..
The whole world is gonna witness something INSANE!
Superstar: "You ain't wrong, brother!
So on Netflix we ain't just gonna watch a show...
We're gonna watch a WAR, my brother!"


Pat: "LET'S START WITH A BIG ONE!
We got Dusty Rhodes AND Mr. America..
Those two taking on Brock Lesnar and Hawk..
The McMahon Beasts!
Superstar, what's your take?"
Superstar: "Ohhh my brother...
I don't know..
Lesnar and Hawk?
Dey ain't here to wrestle...
Dey are here to maim people!
Lesnar is a BEAST!
And Hawk is the definition of a wrecking machine!
And I hate to say it my brother..
But Dusty and Mr. America will lose."


Pat: "NOW the other bout is INSANE!
Logan Paul...
YouTube's golden boy!
Social media’s finest..
PRIME-chugging influencer extraordinaire!
Boxing with the GOAT.
Muhammad Freakin Ali!
Superstar how to feel about this one?"
Superstar: "Brother... I'll tell ya how I feel...
I'm OFFENDED!
Logan Paul has no business with Ali!
I don't care how many podcasts Logan has done, my brother.
Ali is different.
Logan is so done for!
Ali all the way!"


Bruce: "IT. IS. ALMOST TIME!
The world of entertainment is about to be turned UPSIDE DOWN!
Ladies and gentlemen..
It will dawning of a new era.
THE NETFLIX ERA!"
Doc Hendrix: "WOOO, BABY!
Bruce, I got chills.
I got goosebumps!
I got more energy than a caffeine factory!
Entertainment as you know it will change FOREVER!
No more washed up dinosaurs, no more nostalgia acts!
This will be about the best of the best.
Because we are kicking things off with a BANG!"


Bruce: "And when we say BANG...
We mean BOOM!
Like Lesnar in the bed room!
Brock Lesnar and Road Warrior Hawk..
Two of the baddest men to EVER
Will take out Dusty Rhodes and Mr. America!
It will be unfiltered chaos!"
Doc: "THEN you got Logan Paul!
Social media's biggest STAR!
He's going to be boxing with none other than..
Muhammad Ali!
He will knock his OLD ASS OUT!"


Bruce: "And folks, this isnt a BORING wrestling show.
This ain't just another night of action.
This is the McMahon Federation!"
Doc: "This will be the most unpredictable.. Explosive..
Must see event in the history of ENTERTAINMENT..
And it all goes down...
NEXT WEEK ON NETFLIX!"