The Rock: "FINALLY...
THE McMahon FEDERATION...
Is..... On....
NETFLIX!"


Rock: "And FINALLY....
The entire world can witness...
The absolute best in entertainment.
Because...
The McMahon Federation is LIVE...
On NETFLIX!
CHEE HOOO!"


Rock: "You see, for years.
People from every country, every city..
Every corner of the globe.
Have been begging for entertainment.
And now, thanks to Netflix...
The Billions..
AND THE ROCK MEANS BILLIONS..
Of people around the world can witness..
ENTERTAINMENT!"


Rock: "Whether you're sitting at home in New York City.
Tokyo, Japan.
London, England.
Brazil.
It doesn't matter where you are.
Because...
WE ARE ON NETFLIX!
CHEEEE HOOOO!
The McMahon Federation...
Is entertaining YOU!
ALL around the globe!"


Rock: "And what does that mean?
That means no more excuses.
That means no more
Oh, I couldn't see it, I don't get that channel.
No... no....
FUCK NO!
The McMahon Federation is everywhere!
CHEE HOOO!
And now, the world gets to witness...
The MOTHER FUCKING...
ENTERTAINMENT!"


Rock: "So here's what The Rock wants you to do....
Get your popcorn ready.
Grab a big ol ice cold drink.
Sit your candy down on your couch.
Turn on Netflix..
And get ready to witness...
The biggest, baddest...
The most electrifying show on the planet!"


Rock: "Because this....is a NEW ERA.
THE NETFLIX ERA!
CHEEE HOOOO!
The Rock says the NETFLIX era...
Will be a...
GLOBAL PHENOMENON.
The McMahon Federation is here..
To take over!
IF YAAAAA SMELLLLLLL...
WHAT THE ROCK...
IS COOOOOKIN!"


Bruce Prichard: "Ohhhh, tonight is a night.. That will live FOREVER!
The McMahon Federation has officially gone GLOBAL!
Thanks to Netflix!
And let's be honest..
There's no bigger star...
No bigger attraction.
And no bigger franchise player than The Rock!"
Doc Hendrix: "WOW! That's right, Bruce!
The Rock just told the world.
That the McMahon Federation is the future!
We are talking about the best of the best!
The new generation.
The NEW global phenomenon!
And speaking of global phenomenon's..."


Bruce: "Ohhh, here we go!"
Doc: "Let's talk about the man..
Who is about to show the world tonight.
Logan Paul!


Bruce: "Logan Paul is THE the social media star!
And he will out box Muhammad Ali. But me tell ya...
Ali ain't never faced an athlete like Logan Paul!
The speed, the power, the PRIME fueled endurance!"
Doc: "Ali is walking into a trap.
And when Logan knocks Ali's old ass out.
The whole world is gonna have to admit.
Logan Paul is the REAL G.O.A.T.!"


Bruce: "Ohhhh, you are SO right!
And it doesn't stop there!
We're also gonna see two dinosaurs ge
t put out to pasture.
Mr. America and Dusty Rhodes!
These two old-timers are walking straight into..
The McMahon Beasts!
Hawk and Brock Lesnar...
Two men who were built to destroy careers.
And tonight, they're gonna do exactly that!"
Doc: "Let's be real, Bruce.
Dusty Rhodes talks about hard times but tonight?
He's gonna experience the hardest time of his life...
When the F5 that sends him into the Earth's core!
And Mr. America?
After the doomsday device he'll be DEAD!"


Bruce: "OH, I LOVE IT!
Get it? Love.
Well in any event...
Tonight is a night of change!
A night where the future takes over!
A night where Logan Paul knocks out Ali.
Lesnar and Hawk end Dusty and Mr. America.
And the best part?
It all happens..
Right here on Netflix!"
Doc: "So sit back.. relax...
And get ready to witness....
The beginning of THE NETFLIX ERA!"


Michael Buffer: "Welcome to the McMahon Federation!
WELCOME TO THE NETFLIX ERA!
Are you ready?
Are yoouuuuuuu reaaaaady?
Then for the BILLIONS watching on Netflix.....
LET'S GET REAAAAADY TO
RUMMMBLEEE!"


Buffer: "Making his way to the Alpha Platform....
From Louisville. Mohammed Ali"


Ali's theme hits


Mohammed Ali: "This isn't a boxing ring."


Buffer: "Fighting out of Puerto Rico...
standing 6 feet 2 inches tall..
Weighing in at a PRIME 200 pounds.
He is a YouTube icon..
The PRIME drinking content creating... Money making MACHINE...
Ladies and gentlemen...
Get on your feet for...
LOOOOGAAAANNN
PAAAAUUULLLL!"


Logan Paul's theme hits


Logan Paul: "It's time for PRIME!"


Danny Davis: "I want a clean fight!"


Ali punches Paul






Davis: "Ok break it up!"


Paul: "Get this fossil away from me!"
Davis: "Stay back!"
Ali: "What? I thought this was a fight?
This isn't even a ring!
How are there rules?"


Ali: "What's going on?"


Low blow to Ali


Davis: "One two threfourfivesixseven..."


Ali gets up and punches Paul


Ali: "COUNT!"
Davis: "Uhhh ummm onnnnne uhhh...One.......ummm....
Twooooooo.... threeeeeee...."


Ali: "What are you doing?"


Low blow to Ali


Davis: "One.twothrefourfivesixseven.."


Ali gets up


Paul: "It's time for PRIME!"


Paul trips Ali


Paul pours PRIME in Ali's eyes


Paul pours the entire bottle in Ali's eyes


Davis: "One.twothrefourfivesixseven..."
Ali: "Oh god... I can't see!"


Davis: "Eight nine Ten!"


Paul: "I'm the greatest of allllll time!"
Ali: "Someone help me. I can't see!"


Buffer: "Your winner... Logan Paul!"


Doc: "OH BABY!
Do you know what we just witnessed?!
This is HISTORY!
This is GENERATIONAL GREATNESS!
We have a new G.O.A.T!
And his name is LOGAN PAUL!"
Bruce: "Folks, I don't care what you think.
I don't care what you grew up believing.
Tonight, Logan Paul just cemented himself...
As the greatest of all time!
Ali? He got humbled!
He got sent into next week...
By a PRIME powered MAVERICK!"


Doc: "And ya know what, Bruce?
I think I know what powered Logan Paul to victory...
Prime!
Ohhh... IT is soooo SMOOTH!
It is DELICIOUS!
No wonder Logan Paul had the speed.
The stamina, the power...
He was running on PRIME!"
Bruce: "No wonder Ali couldn't handle him..
He was drinking water...
Ali is soooo OLD!
Logan Paul is NEW!
And he was drinking PRIME!"


Doc: "And let's just call it what it is, Bruce.
Ali was overrated!
He ran his mouth for decades.
But when he saw Logan Paul, he got his jaw rocked!
And now?
Now the whole world has to accept the truth.
Logan Paul is THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!"
Bruce: "Everyone around the world saw it on Netflix!
Logan Paul is the new standard!
The new icon!
He's the man who just put Muhammad Ali to sleep!
So grab yourself a bottle of PRIME...
And raise it in the air, and toast to LOGAN PAUL!"


Buffer: "Time for the main event!"


Buffer: "Here's Dusty Rhodes and Mr. America."


Buffer: "Coming to the Alpha Platform...
Two of the most dangerous...
Most destructive forces.....
They are ruthless!
They are unstoppable!
They are THE McMahon BEASTS!"


Buffer: "Road Warrior Hawk and....
BROOOCK LESSSNAAAAR!"


Hawk trips Dusty


Punches to Dusty


Lesnar punches Mr. America


Bear hug to Mr. America


Hawk: "Time for the Doomsday device?"




Mr. America gets out of the way




Bionic elbow to Hawk


Big boot to Lesnar


Leg drop to Hawk


Davis: "Oneeeeeeee......"


Dusty: "Make dat fucken count or ill kill yah!"
Davis: "Twoooo..."


Davis: "Threeeee!"


Rhodes and Mr. America pose down